Battle with teh baronlolz
“Teh baronlolz is a crazy foo! chew betta quit your jibber-jabber and kick his ass or im gonna show you my friend pain! ”
His Pow@rs!
- he has command over most grues. (Your pWned...)
- he is a friend of the ducks. (Your pWned...)
- he can animate stick ppl with big-ass weapons. (Your pWned...)
- he is very good at hiding morale-sucking comments throughout the page. (your pWned...)
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W3akn3sses
- Has no weapons.
- Will probably fight you while eating a packet of malteasers and lying on his sofa.
- Has an allergy to half-baked, garlic-topped radish bagels dipped in ice-cream with a pinch of salt
(careful though, if its ben and jerry's he'll get stronger)
- Used to vandalise wikipedia, and the please stop messages eroded half of his brain.
Tha Plan
Try giving the grues kittens to Brutally massacre play with, and swap Teh Baron's malteasers for coffe revels. Use the half hour while Teh Baron moans about how sumone should invent a coffee revel destroyer and how coffee revels should be rendered Obsolete in the modern age, to create a half-baked, garlic-topped radish bagel dipped in ice-cream with a pinch of salt. Throw it like a frisbee (or alternativly like a moron) into his mouth, and watch as he dissolves into a puddle of Cillit Bang.
Tha Fight
User walks into the arena of almostimmenentdeathcuzyoucanneverbe100%suredamnitineedtogetthisnamechangesumtime!!!1!1111
Teh Baronlolz-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *hack hack ugh*, go my grue friends rip this <insert fancy sounding name for twat> into pieces and piss on his grave!"
Quick the kittens!
User Releases kittens which run away-grues give chase.
I hope you changed the malteasers
User-"Oh carp"
Teh Baronlolz summons a stick figure with 4 arms, each weilding a Spas-15 shotgun
User equips butter knife
Stick Figure misses User.
User misses Stick Figure
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User equips butter knife
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User misses Stick Figure
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User misses Stick Figure
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User misses Stick Figure
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User misses Stick Figure
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User hits Stick Figure for 1(Critical Hit)
Stick Figure is defeaten
Stick Figure drops half-baked, garlic-topped radish bagel dipped in ice-cream with a pinch of salt.
Quick shove it in his mouth!
*User throws bagel moronically into Teh Baronlolz' mouth*
Teh Baronlolz-"<Insert cliche here>"
User-"Bang and the dirt is gone!"
Teh Baronlolz-"Oh ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
U r Victorious!!!!!!!11111!1!!!1!
for now...
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