Battle with MrMetalFLower
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You -- HP: 5000 | ||||
Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Daggers | Fire | Biting Sarcasm | Potion | |
Bow | Ice | Die | Phillip |
You pull out your bow and let fly two arrows, doing 0.1 dmg.
MetalFLower -- HP: 14999.9 | ||||
Attack | Magic | Summon | Item | Skill |
---|---|---|---|---|
Syphilitic Squirrel-chucks | Homosecks | Dylan Moran | Reproduce Juice | Exchanging Witticism |
The Sword of Ung | Ban | Cannibal Corpse | Small Child | The ability to admin your face off |
MrMetalFLower clips you round the ear with his Syphilitic Squirrel-chucks. You cry, and take 9999 dmg.
You -- HP: -4999 | ||||
Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Daggers | Fire | Biting Sarcasm | Potion | |
Bow | Ice | Die | Phillip |
You die while throwing fire and ice; doing 10 dmg.
MetalFLower -- HP: 14989.9 | ||||
Attack | Magic | Summon | Item | Skill |
---|---|---|---|---|
Syphilitic Squirrel-chucks | Homosecks | Dylan Moran | Reproduce Juice | Exchanging Witticism |
The Sword of Ung | Ban | Cannibal Corpse | Small Child | The ability to admin your face off |
MrMetalFLower attempts to exchange witticisms with your corpse; doing A presently unnoticeable amount of psychological dmg.
You -- HP: -4999 | ||||
Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Daggers | Fire | Biting Sarcasm | Potion | |
Bow | Ice | Die | Phillip |
You reply with biting sarcasm.
MetalFLower -- HP: 14989.9 | ||||
Attack | Magic | Summon | Item | Skill |
---|---|---|---|---|
Syphilitic Squirrel-chucks | Homosecks | Dylan Moran | Reproduce Juice | Exchanging Witticism |
The Sword of Ung | Ban | Cannibal Corpse | Small Child | The ability to admin your face off |
MrMetalFLower dies of shame.
You win... WTF?! You're supposed to be dead
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