Battle with Flameviper
Flameviper (also known as The Flamey Snake, ) is a rather dull warrior and is easily beated with a stick Level 87 Rod of Blizzaga[1]. Just smack him a few times summon the spirit of Silent Penguin Antacria and cast Ice-9 four times[2]. You know his HP is low when he starts speaking in a fake English accent, at which point you can laugh at him until he dies or something similar, such as pie.
| You | HP: 128 | ||||
| Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rod of Blizzaga | Blizzard | Return Magic | Potion | |
| Summon Antacria | Blizzaga | Turbo MP | Cheese | |
You cast Blizzard!
You deal 0 damage!
| Flameviper | HP: 1000 | ||||
| Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Silver Fang | Hellfire | Return Magic | Gem of Hellfire | |
| Viper Longsword | Ereshkigal | Counter | Orb of Life | |
Flameviper uses the Snake Longsword!
You recieve 30 damage!
| You | HP: 98 | ||||
| Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rod of Blizzaga | Blizzard | Return Magic | Potion | |
| Summon Antacria | Blizzaga | Turbo MP | Cheese | |
You summon Antacria!
Seppy heals 40 HP!
| Flameviper | HP: 1000 | ||||
| Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Silver Fang | Hellfire | Return Magic | Gem of Hellfire | |
| Viper Longsword | Ereshkigal | Counter | Orb of Life | |
Flameviper uses the Silver Fang!
You recieve 10 damage and are poisoned!
| You | HP: 108 + Poison | ||||
| Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rod of Blizzaga | Blizzard | Return Magic | Potion | |
| Summon Antacria | Blizzaga | Turbo MP | Cheese | |
You recieve 10 damage from poison.
You cast Blizzaga!
Flameviper takes 70 damage!
Antacria casts Blizzaga!
Flameviper takes 180 damage!
| Flameviper | HP: 750 | ||||
| Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Silver Fang | Hellfire | Return Magic | Gem of Hellfire | |
| Viper Longsword | Ereshkigal | Counter | Orb of Life | |
Flameviper uses Hellfire!
You recieve 50 damage!
Antacria is immune!
| You | HP: 48 + Poison | ||||
| Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rod of Blizzaga | Blizzard | Return Magic | Potion | |
| Summon Antacria | Blizzaga | Turbo MP | Cheese | |
You recieve 10 damage from poison.
You cast Blizzaga!
Flameviper takes 50 damage!
Antacria casts Blizzaga!
Flameviper takes 200 damage!
| Flameviper | HP: 500 | ||||
| Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Silver Fang | Hellfire | Return Magic | Gem of Hellfire | |
| Viper Longsword | Ereshkigal | Counter | Orb of Life | |
Flameviper decides to let you win!
Flameviper starts doing the Worm!
Flameviper is unsurprisingly good at doing the Worm!
| You | HP: 38 + Poison | ||||
| Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rod of Blizzaga | Blizzard | Return Magic | Potion | |
| Summon Antacria | Blizzaga | Turbo MP | Cheese | |
You recieve 10 damage from poison.
You cast Blizzaga!
Flameviper takes 80 damage!
Antacria casts Blizzaga!
Flameviper takes 170 damage!
| Flameviper | HP: 250 | ||||
| Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Silver Fang | Hellfire | Return Magic | Gem of Hellfire | |
| Viper Longsword | Ereshkigal | Counter | Orb of Life | |
Flameviper is bored!
Flameviper whittles a stick into the shape of an eagle with his sword!
Flameviper's woodworking skills are impressive!
| You | HP: 28 + Poison | ||||
| Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rod of Blizzaga | Blizzard | Return Magic | Potion | |
| Summon Antacria | Blizzaga | Turbo MP | Cheese | |
You recieve 10 damage from poison.
You cast Blizzaga!
Flameviper takes 30 damage!
Antacria casts Blizzaga!
Flameviper takes 220 damage!
| Flameviper | HP: 0 | ||||
| Attack | Magic | Skill | Item | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Silver Fang | Hellfire | Return Magic | Gem of Hellfire | |
| Viper Longsword | Ereshkigal | Counter | Orb of Life | |
You defeat Flameviper[3]!
You recieve the Snake Longsword.
You should however watch out for his hawt comrade, Femviper, as she holds all the answers. OMG!
WARNING: LONGVIPER IS LONG!
Notes
- ↑ And even then, you still need to have a +12 Magic bonus (preferable through a Blaze Robe).
- ↑ He's from Michigan, so he's used to living in a constant Ice-9 from November through March.
- ↑ He could just come back from the dead with the assistance of the Gem of Hellfire, but he just doesn't give a damn right now
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- Battle with Hindleyite
- Flameviper
- The Real Flameviper
- The page from which this is flagrantly copied
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