User:Zaiger420/Holmzito
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| File:EDpolice.gif | WARNING: Holmzito is a COCK-SUCKING HOMOFAG!!! Please remind him of this as often as possible!! |
Holmzito, a.k.a. Homozito is a chronically BUTTHURT DA faggot who has devoted his life to kissing Draconis-wyrm's disgusting ginger ass. He does this mainly because he wants to get into Brianna's 14 year-old pants, but also because he's a worthless little cunt who knows he'll never amount to anything in this world. Lacking the slightest degree of artistic talent and being too fucking lazy to improve his so-called abilities, he uploads stolen artwork to his gallery then fervently denies it when confronted with the truth. Like all crapshit fanartists, he believes that sucking cock is the best way to develop artistic skills, and constantly BAAAAAAWWWWS about how unfair it is that no one ever complements his brilliant artwork.