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Welcome

Hi Todd! Haven't seen you around on Uncyc for a while, but maybe that's because I've been here more often. Glad you could find Illogicopedia, it's a kind of 'freer' Uncyclopedia with more emphasis on surrealism. Hope you like it and decide to stay here, though there's no pressure to do absolutely anything at all - yeah, we're laid back like that :). Good to see you again! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:45, 16 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Heya. I try to make a point to pop into Uncyc once a month or so, but I don't really have the time to write the type of satire that the place demands. This place seems like it would be a good match, considering the amount of time I have to play with. Plus, it allows me to post the kind of creative writing that I just wouldn't think could get away with there (well, not without abusing my admin powers, anyway -- I'm "undeleteable" I suppose. Anyway, I wrote a quickie just now. Might add some more later. Come December, I'll have a lot more free time! Cheers friend! --Todd Lyons 21:04, 16 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Wooo, Todd, horay for Ditzimber :D --<css> span.seppysig{

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Heh. I'll try not to dull the place down too much. --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 22:16, 1 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)
The ban, the ban. If I'm totally honest, your name was kinda mixed in on recent hcanges with a vandals, and in my laziness and ill sight (caused by the computer chair being too low) I banned you by accident. So yeah, sorry about that. --TReich (My Bad) 21:36, 16 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
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Congrats

On the feature! Enjoy your place on the front page while it lasts, because I'm looking to work through the VFF backlog ;) -- Hindleyite 18:27, 10 Arply 2009 (UTC)

What? You mean it won't be up for a whole month?  :) --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 18:30, 10 Arply 2009 (UTC)

(Untitled)

Thanks for undoing my hard work.

--The previous unsigned comment was left by Pentagonal (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time

Greetings

Your articles are awesome, just to letcha know. --THE 12:49, 23 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Seriously? I was beginning to think I sucked. I've tried a bunch of different genres, to see if something would resonate here... Didn't seem like I was producing anything that people might enjoy. So thanks.  :) I needed some feedback (positive or negative). --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 12:55, 23 Arply 2009 (UTC)
No, you don't suck at all. I've really enjoyed your articles. You've got a knack for coming up with really strange, original ideas. Keep up the good work! --THE 13:13, 23 Arply 2009 (UTC)
Will do. Thanks for the addition on the Compendium of Alphabetical Stories! :) --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 13:23, 23 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Congrats!

Featured Illogicopedian

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This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

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You are the Champion, or something! You've won the Illogicopedian of the Month award for Arply 2009, which is no mean feat in your first month(ish) on the site. If you like, you can write your own front page blurb, or I can do it when I have a bit of time. Well, enjoy your trophy and try not to eat it (too early)! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:02, 1 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Heh. Thanks. If you're busy I could very well write up a blurb, if that's not too tacky, but I'm not sure what it should say. I might browse the past revisions for clues. Does being added to the phantom group mean I won't have to answer any more multiplication quewstions when I'm making edits? :P --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 11:23, 1 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Reply...

...uhh... maybe a soda (Mountain Dew Voltage is preferred) seeing as I am what they call "underage to drink". Whatever that means... --T3

Fair enough. I started underage, and probably shouldn've.  :) --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 01:02, 2 Aym 2009 (UTC)

I've got an idea.

How about a collab on test? You could right down a series of questions, and I could answer them. How does that sound? ~ 23:48, 4 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Sounds good to me. It'll take me some time to assemble a collection of weird unanswerable questions. --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 00:52, 5 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Take your time. When you get a few and are in for a break, give me a hollar and I'll start workin. ~ 00:55, 5 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Your poetry has inspired me...

...to do this: Illogic POEM Book. Yeah. I'm THAT bored. Seeing as you're the only other user who can write a poem worth crap, (other than this article) I thought I'd tell you. Contribute if you want or you will die.

--T3 17:00, 5 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Ouch! I seem to be inspiring a number of people recently. I might need to get a checkup to find out what exactly has gone wrong.  :) Thanks. I'll give it some thought, but in all honesty I'm still licking my wounds over my rejected crunchy cheese poem on VFH.  :) --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 16:57, 6 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Todd we miss joo

your sexy voice :P but mainly because i noticed your edit contribs on uncyc. welcoming people on uncyc really cant be that fun :S --<css> span.seppysig{

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No, it can't. Come back here. —rms talk 01:45, 16 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Get your sexy voice back here --JonTehSexyMofo 02:06, 16 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Hey folks. I really don't mean to alarm anyone. Like I said on THE's talk page, there's nothing really "wrong", I'm just kind of at a loss for what to write here... Unless I'm in a particularly strange frame of mind, it seems that most of what I write really goes over much better with the Uncle Pete readership. Case in point: I repackaged 4 articles I wrote here as a series into a single article at Uncle Pete, and it was nominated and featured. I've also had 2 others featured there while I've been gone, with 2 others being voted on now. Plus, it looks like I may get another Writer of the Month award next month. So... while I do keep checking in here daily, my ?muse is basically AWOL.
Welcome wagon isn't the most exciting of the chores at Uncyc, but it is one of the services there that I consider important (feeling noticed at Uncyc is what pulled me in as a regular user all those eons ago). Admin duties also keep me busy: helping users, banning vandals, managing the Feature Article queue, and generally keeping the place tidy and organized.
So... I'd love to do something here. I'm just at a complete loss for what to do. But I am gratified that my absence is noticed. Thanks for the encouragement. --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 14:28, 16 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

VFF Image

I improved the quality of the image, the sheep one, so check it out. Raggle Fraggle King (My TalkContribs} 19:41, 17 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Hey toddy

Do I get one of them fancy welcome templates? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 16:04 Yoon 27 '09

Whuh?

Where did you come from?--Colonel Sanders 02:40, 14 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Well... when a man and a woman love each other very much... or, in my case, there's an intersection of intoxication and opportunity... ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 02:50, 14 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
Of course. Well, welcome back and anywho. Worst Article Ever (WAE) is back up and nom and vote. This is the article o' mine entered. But, promotions set aside, it must suck being the result of a one night stand. I am the result of a 23 year old woman marrying a 68 year old man for moolah.--Colonel Sanders 02:55, 14 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Meow

Meow meeeoow meooow meoow meow meeeeow mew meow. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css> ~ File:Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) 15:44, 25 Jumbly 2011

Meerowww meow meow, meeeeyowww yowr? ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 15:52, 25 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
Mreaoowoowrreaow mraw. <css>

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WAE

Vote. And get some weak sauce. Bonus points if you GET SKOOLED.--Colonel Sanders 22:00, 25 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

You're awesome

Hi. I wasn't able to tell you this on uncyclopedia but you're the best admin I know of on any site. But I've got a problem. Here's whats going on: When I'm making YouTube galleries, I want it to be compressed into one simple frame. I based my design on this here, but trying to interpret it's code into whatever format Illogicopedia uses is simply ridiculous. WHY FOR GODS SAKE CAN'T IT BE COMPRESSED INTO ONE SIMPLE USE OF THE <YOUTUBE> TAGS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! It may sound a bit confusing and not that bad, but when your doing something like this it's fucking bullshit it won't let you make a simple frame because of how the sites coded. I think someone who knows their code should be able to help us. I'm not angry at you, I'm angry at whoever the fuck coded it so something as simple as a frame template is near impossible to pull off correctly. So, have you got any way for the template in the external link to work? - Another n00b 22:34, 25 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. I actually resigned from Uncyclopedia this morning, so I'm actually not an admin anywhere at the moment (except on my own wiki, and at my day job).
As to your problem: I see that you copied over the videoframe and frame templates, but ED and ?pedia use two different extensions to play YouTube videos. It may be possible to adapt the template to work with the extension here, but it'll take time and a clever mind. I'll try fiddling with it, but I'm far from the best coder. --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 01:22, 26 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
Hello there. Hope your happy over here. I'll occasionally pop in to see hello and stuff. Frosty 04:15, 6 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Hi Frosty. I look forward to seeing you here. Again, I appreciate your review of my recently-featured article over there. It was great inspiration to work on it some more. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 04:18, 6 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Hey

I'm not usually here, but I just wanted to say hi. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 07:57, 7 Ergust 2011

Hi Lollipop! Well, if you ever change your mind, you know where I am at least. Nice people here. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 11:11, 7 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
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Heartwarming, but I'd recommend you roast this, it tastes better. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 18:25, 8 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Eep!

Congratulations on your pickling success. Cheers! Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 18:59, 7 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! No one was more surprised than me. Except perhaps, rms, but he's a good sport. Er, a forgiving sort. Uhm... well, it's Seppy's problem to deal with.  ;-) ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 21:06, 7 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Cheers! You shouldn't be surprised, having just become retroactively prescient... silly boy. Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 14:01, 10 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

VFF

I voted for the article you started but THE, T3 and others helped out with. I'm thinking about adding one myself. <css> .dannyboy {; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; } .dannyboy a:hover { text-decoration: none } </css>~[thehappyspaceman] 23:58, 08/7/2011

Thanks! Feel free to add one. =) It's a fun exercise. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 00:02, 8 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Heh heh

I am teh adminz of SEU now!--Colonel Sanders 22:16, 12 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Congrats. I'm glad you're happy. But how many places do you need to be admin on before it's "enough", if you don't mind me asking? ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 22:18, 12 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Everywhere but Conservapedia. Naw, not really. Just there and RW is fine (at least for now). Maybe Simple Wikipedia in a few years after I work up in the ranks. That's about it
I actually like doing janitor work and cleaning up wandalism and the like. That's the only reason really, anyway..--Colonel Sanders 22:26, 12 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
I'm not sure I'd want to have the keys to more than one wiki at a time, but then I don't have as much time as I used to. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 22:44, 12 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
I started my janitorial administrative duty by creating policy pages, semiprotectering them (as they are still yet drafts), and removing that scary Chuck Norris drag queen thing. It appears that admins can't grant rollback there, otherwise I would've given you it.--Colonel Sanders 22:26, 13 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, Col. I appreciate the thought in any case. Carl would probably admin me if I asked, but I'm not sure he knows me under this handle. I edited under my real name from 2005 to last month. But having to use undo isn't too bad. Besides, if I were to admin again anywhere, it would probably be here. This is home now. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 22:30, 13 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Admin here? Yeah, right. I tried once. Failed nonetheless. SP burned the page too. Even T3 can't geddit. It took rms forever. At least I admin a tiny fringe site.--Colonel Sanders 22:59, 13 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
You're admin at SEU now per CartoonistHenning. I was moved up to crat, oversight, checkuser, yadda yadda yadda. Congrats!--Colonel Sanders 02:04, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Thanks! Guess I'll be putting more time in for sure now. As far as here, I guess it all depends (a) if there's a need, and (b) what the appointment actually means. If it's some sort of a brass ring / long service award then yeah, maybe no chance. If it's offered as a job where experience counts for something, then who knows. To me, adminship is a real responsibility and my keeping of the keys represents an endorsement of the project. If it was just a fancy title then I wouldn't have de-opped myself at Wikia uncyc. Quitting there was a statement that I don't want to be affiliated with that project, nor Wikia. I'll keep the keys at SEU because of my respect and appreciation for Carlb. But thanks for putting in a good word for me. I'm actually pretty content just being a user, unless there's a specific interest in my experience as an admin (2005-present). ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 02:19, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Yes. I do hope to see you at SEU. We (and by we, I mean I) need all the help we can get. Being overlord there now will take away from mah work here. but I will still make mah appearances. Thanks much!--Colonel Sanders 02:30, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Take it from me. I showed ambition to be an admin here in my first month of usership. My page says I've been here for more than 3 years and 1 month. That means I've been in pursuit of adminship for three years. I stopped actively trying about two and a half years ago, but the want has always been there. I've given up. --T3 04:46, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
If you want to be a sysop, Simple English Uncyclopedia might be a good bet then. I joined 12:15, 11 August 2011 and was adminned 20:38, 13 August 2011. Pretty fast indeed. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 05:27, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Just goes to show it isn't what you know, but who you know! :P -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:19, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
It also helps not to ask. Just join a wiki, roll your head(s) on the keyboard, and let the magic happen:
Thirsdai: (joined SEU) oe9 8t7w4 7305405 -57t q30t 75543 tewqv 23dfs4 (made 16 short articles)
Fridai: (did nothing) (didn't ask to be an admin)
Satirdai: Col. says: "Hai CartoonistHenning says you iz now adminz!"
~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 13:05, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
I didn't ask and he made me teh overlordz! I can check user your arse now! Not that I actually will though.--Colonel Sanders 13:22, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
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There are only 54 articles there, so I guess he doesn't see much chance for harm. At this point, we'd have to create stuff just to have something to damage. On another note: I'm a bit weirded out at being adminned without anyone asking me if I wanted that... but okay. Just makes it easier to clean if I have the time to pop in there. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 15:07, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Nobody asked me if I wanted to be adminned here, either. So don't feel bad. <css>

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I rollbacked you there, Athyria! And since you hurl ICUs all the time at Unkie Pete's I hurled one on your page. Though feel free to remove it. I just hate redlinks in RC.--Colonel Sanders 18:29, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
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Perfect, eh?

Heh heh.--Colonel Sanders 02:18, 16 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

So... since I did it last time...

...can I be a regular contributor to the Illogicopedia Times: The Revival (that's what I'm calling it)? I enjoyed writing the last time and I hope my services will be appreciated. That sounded to cheesy. --T3 02:50, 21 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Sure. No permission required actually. Just do it. I threw together today's edition to get it kick-started, and then Gruntled and Athyria added a couple more stories to that version. It worked great. Add something to the /Current version this week, and I'll push another one out next Saturday. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 03:39, 21 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

VFF

I can see why you'd want to move the entirety of the thing to one name for consistency alone, but unfortunately doing so is a little more complicated than just a few pagemoves - have to change all the templates, all the DPL calls, all the subtemplates, and all the template calls on each nomination, as well, and also update the archives. Which was kind of why I never did it, honestly. If you do want to do this, though, I'd suggest using a bot (Seppy'll probably give you the rights if you need them and just ask) to mass edit the lot of them, but you'll also need to change the ordering mechanisms and dating methods for the templates so the edits won't... mess things up. Wish I could help more, but my time has been a little lacking of late. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 13:02, 25 Ergust 2011

Actually, I have no interest in moving the entire backlog, just changing the voting prefix for the current batch, and into the future. If it's VFF, I nominate an article on VFF, it creates a template prefixed with VFF/, and I add template VFF. Keeping references to VFH as redirects is useful for the Uncyc refugees. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 13:09, 25 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
To my knowledge, though, the backlogs won't work with the other ones, or visa versa, otherwise. You can't have a DPL using mixed parameters, can you? <css>

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Dunno. DPL managed just fine with the original, bastardized intermixture. :) DPL on the VFF page is now sorting with the new VFF/ prefix, which works fine with the current batch of noms and all the future ones which the createbox now names with that scheme. The holding category remains the same... Illogicopedia:Featured articles and Illogicopedia:Featured articles/Archive are not dynamically generated... ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 14:01, 25 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Didn't work on the main VFF page using the VFF vote template, but if the template stays VFH on the lot, then it's just titles... I don't know how to make the DPL do an OR with the replaceintitle and whatnot on the dynamic histories, but if you can sort that out, then shiny. That just leaves whatever's left that we haven't thought of. <css>

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Jibber-jabber

Thanks for calling me Monsignor Peaches. I really appreciate it. Gruntled AKA Monsignor Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 23:55, 29 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

I saw your edit summaries. Ask and you shall receive, Monsignor. It's a pretty cool name. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 15:30, 30 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
You can ask for a name change, y'know.--Colonel Sanders 23:54, 30 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
I wasn't considering changing my user name. I just want my friends to call me that (at least for the moment), plus I always get excited when I come up with a new AKA. Cheers! Gruntled AKA Monsignor Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 00:04, 31 Ergust 2011 (UTC)