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Projects

IllogiNews

  1. 24/7
  2. Allright, own up! Who did it?
  3. Asema is Back!
  4. Dinner's Ready
  5. Government Agents lose 20ft Elephant on a train
  6. Hubble Telescope Used to Successfully Track Down Hindleyite's Brain Medication
  7. Illogicopedia prepares for mating season
  8. Illogicopedia reaches levels of inactivity never seen before
  9. Malk is the new milk
  10. Over to you Tom
  11. Recent Inactivity Yields 4000th Article
  12. Testostereich claims he "woulda written an article if it wasn't for you meddling kids."
  13. There is officially no point crying over spilled milk
  14. Time For an IllogiNews Article
  15. Soviet Cows deport IRC back to Eurasia (IRC)
  16. World ends 31/11/2011 to spite imagined 2012 doomsday believers

From the Threats To Your Computer mini-project:

  1. Mum's Superman
  2. Disk Jockeys
  3. Stalking Cookies
  4. Trojan Horses
  5. Dame Edna Everage
  6. Lara Croft
  7. Mr. T's Fanmail
  8. Pokemon - the red link page
  9. J.K. Rowling
  10. The Paris Hilton Volcano
  11. Flameviper
  12. Bill Gates

The Illogic Book

Aside from a couple of pages dotted around somewhere, I made the story "Sleepy Time" for the Illogic Book.

The IllogiGame 'The Conspiracy'

I'm currently working on The Conspiracy IllogiGame, I've got a plot laid out and everything. It's probably going to end up more storylike than the other two, owing to the fact the introduction to my plot was fairly long. But nonetheless I think it'll be enjoyable, gory, and gross to say the least. :P

The IllogiGame 'Predicament'

Finished the IllogiGame Predicament - One of My Favourite Article(s)

The IllogiGame 'The Longwinded Quest'

Well, it took all of five minutes year, but I finally completed The Longwinded Quest. It's immensely longwinded and quest-like! :P

The IllogiGame 'The Rain of Dead Cats'

Helped Another Pongo with his illogiGame TRDC. It never quite got finished, and probably never will.

Articles Created by my Bro Bro on my Username:

Unquizzable Woman


Joint Articles

Collaborations

  1. EPIC FAIL (Collaboration with HellooleH, Ryan maybe, and some others etc)
  2. Barry Scott - I like it (Collaboration with MrMetalFLower.)
  3. Mental image of some food (Collaboration with Hindleyite) - a personal favourite
  4. Contributed to Illogicopedia:History/Subbuteo vs. Super Japan - (The bit I wrote (was origonally a seperate article) is now entitled The Subbuteo revolution of the Golden Toilet seat)
  5. User:HelloMetalReich (Tri-userpage Collaboration)
  6. [EPIC] Freeze frame popcorn (Collaboration with Fonchezzz, and to a lesser extent Ryan)
  7. Das PussyVator (Collaboration with Hindleyite. Hindleyite did most of the work}
  8. Surprise sex. Err, I mean Quiz - Surprise Quiz (Collaboration with HelloolleH)
  9. [EPIC] Penglish uprising (Collaboration between HelloolleH, Me, THE, MMF, Benedict Blade and Hindleyite.)
  10. The Wikia Olympics (Collaboration with Hindleyite)
  11. Prehistory (Revamped a Binclin work)
  12. Slightly Below Average Man (HelloMetalReich Collaboration)
  13. Punch wired (Major revamp of an i.p. revamp of an iforgot stub)
  14. The VFF Police (Collab with Hindleyite)
  15. Insantatity (Collab with Hindleyite)
  16. Night of the Screaming Monkeys (Total rephrasing of a "Puffdaddy" article)
  17. Government Associated Swine Flu Prevention Techniques (By the time you've finished reading this you will probably have died) (Collab with HelloolleH)
  18. The Professional Grass Inspecting League of the English Premiership (Collaboration with Hindleyite)
  19. Codpiece (Inspired and helped along by Badger)
  20. The base for mental unhealth - expansion of an expansion
  21. America - iono
  22. Why I just love the Holocaust (ColloolleH)
  23. Evolution (Collab with 'loolleH)
  24. Generic Article (Also a Collab with Helloolleh)
  25. Nick Clegg (Collab with Bumoooblade)
  26. Wanking Chariot - Borne out the fires of skype mit Jon
  27. [EPIC] People do the Funniest Things! - COllaboration with THE

IRC/MSN Articles

  1. Comedy Gold - MSN with Seppy
  2. Quote:Get Rich Quick - IRC with Ryan
  3. Deadbeat MSN Punnage - MSN with Seppy
  4. Quote:The Crude One Liner Seppy Used - MSN with Seppy
  5. An MSN conversation with Jon and Duncan :P - MSN with HelloolleH
  6. Getting kicked off MSN and why nerds are damm sexy - MSN with Seppy
  7. Pointless - IRC with people
  8. RAY :P - MSN with HelloolleH
  9. Resurrection :P - MSN with Seppy
  10. Our thoughts on crap pressurizing chain emails - MSN with Seppy
  11. Dinner time - :P - IRC
  12. Dumb :P - IRC
  13. The Fresh Prince of Belair (MSN)
  14. BED - MSN with HelloolleH
  15. Quote:Memes - IRC with admins
  16. Quote:Bowel Weakness - MSN with Jon
  17. Quote:MSN Grammar - A little improv. by me
  18. Gay Tank - MSN with Jon
  19. Sometimes, there is no point - Various
  20. Nothing but a G thang, baby - MSN with Seppy
  21. Alas, so is life - Jon Jon Jon Jon
  22. Meaningful Conversation - Jonny McJon "Used Jonny" Jonny Jon Jon
  23. Sheppy - SHEPPY
  24. Trollmegle - shit going down on Omegle
  25. Basic Stuff - Jon von Failterhouse
  26. Fonchezzz Takes It In Questionable Orifices - oh dear

The Rest

  1. 10 men went to mow
  2. 1111111111111111...
  3. !
  4. [EPIC] 28 Minutes
  5. [EPIC] A Bar of Soap
  6. A Brief Argument
  7. A Dream Sequence Article
  8. A Mehpic in Conversation
  9. A Quick Burst of Prose, With Reference to the Mafia
  10. A Tail of Two Cities
  11. Absurd Job Titles
  12. Aid Epic Fail
  13. Aircraft
  14. Alcohol - wha'd you call me?
  15. Alcoholics Anonymous
  16. Allah-Kitten controversy
  17. Angry
  18. Anime Quotes of brilliantness
  19. Antidisestablishmentarianism
  20. Article that was only added to by me (Testostereich) when activity on recent changes dried up. But adding to it had made it an oxymoron since it would cause activity to occur on the recent changes page each time it was edited (The)
  21. Asian Child Labour
  22. Axe Murderers Anonymous
  23. Baby Mofo
  24. Banana Gun
  25. Bath
  26. Battle with IP
  27. Battle with Testostereich
  28. Beard Head
  29. Bearware
  30. Beer
  31. Behind the Feathers:The Real IllogiDucks
  32. Behind The Hatred: Captain Obvious and Captain Oblivious
  33. Bogey Man
  34. Brap
  35. Bronze Age
  36. Builders
  37. Blondes
  38. Call Centre Quotient
  39. Camping
  40. Candyman (The)
  41. Can't think of any ideas for red links
  42. Capital
  43. Caretaker User
  44. Ceremonial elephants
  45. ChanServ
  46. Cheese sandwich of doom
  47. Childbirth
  48. Christian Wrestling Federation (The)
  49. Coffin Fodder
  50. Cover Articles
  51. Cow
  52. Creationism
  53. Croatia
  54. Crustades
  55. Dallas
  56. Dearest Blog
  57. Death
  58. Debris
  59. Did you know
  60. Did Somebody Say Asian Man?
  61. [EPIC] Digging A Hole - Runner in the Illogic Pickle 2.2
  62. Doctor (The)
  63. Double beret
  64. Drink
  65. Duck Gestapo (The)
  66. Duncanism
  67. Duncanism rating
  68. DURR HURR I FOUND UR HOLE
  69. Early Morning Television
  70. Eat
  71. Eeblesonkday
  72. Elf :P
  73. Elusive toffee donut and how its capture led to disappointment. The thrill of the chase is now but a happy memory. (The)
  74. England
  75. Ergust
  76. Ernie
  77. Euroiprods
  78. Exam Rules
  79. Fairytale Expose'
  80. Fantastically longwinded EPICly proportioned chronicles of the Bad Humdinger-ring, somewhat Phallic Doo-Clinkering Contraption of Custtard Man, 2: The Pointless yet very long Sequel. (Foreword by Tim Allen!) (The)
  81. Flu
  82. Follow My Instructions
  83. Foreplay
  84. Founding Farters
  85. France
  86. Freddikins
  87. Frinkday‎
  88. Frustralia
  89. Fuzz (The)
  90. Fzord
  91. Gangstas own da intanet
  92. Garbage Water
  93. GCSE Curriculum (The)
  94. Gerby
  95. Germanese
  96. Gills
  97. Gingervitis
  98. Glass
  99. Glass (The)
  100. GNOMES PLOTTING YOUR DEATH (THE)
  101. Goat fluffer?
  102. Gold
  103. Grandma
  104. Gravy Train (The)
  105. Guy
  106. Hamumu Software
  107. Hangover
  108. Happy Go-Lucky Self Interest Group (The)
  109. Harry Pothead and the Philosopher's Bong
  110. Heart Burn
  111. Hermit
  112. Hex Factor
  113. Hey Mr. Taliban, please hand over Bin Laden
  114. Hey, you dropped Something
  115. Hickipedia
  116. High
  117. High School Massacre
  118. High-Spinning Wavey Machete Arms Hair Improvement Cream
  119. Holy crap, Batman
  120. Homer
  121. How
  122. How I Became a Zombie
  123. HowTo:Edit Illogicopedia
  124. HowTo:Get An Article Featured
  125. HowTo:Have a Relationship
  126. How to keep an idiot busy for hours:The Sequel
  127. HowTo:Mysteriously Disappear
  128. HowTo:Play Rock Paper Scissors
  129. I haxxorz j00
  130. I Will Save You, Don't Worry
  131. Illlll
  132. IllogiNess Monastery
  133. IllogiNess Monster
  134. [EPIC] Important Mission (The)
  135. Incredulous Adventures of Melvin Hamsterdan and the Copy-righted Ironing Board (The)
  136. Intelligence
  137. Intelligent Vandalism
  138. I'm Watching Yowl!
  139. Imagination
  140. Imagination dust
  141. Important Facts!
  142. Informed Opinion
  143. Islam
  144. It came from the skies!
  145. Jaws 17
  146. Jealousy
  147. Jello! Magazine
  148. Jeremy
  149. Jonny The Sleep Depraved Eskimo
  150. Josh Reynolds
  151. K Cider
  152. Keeping an idiot busy
  153. Killer Whales
  154. King Lear
  155. Lab Safety
  156. Language
  157. Large concrete structure - Featured on the IllogiBlog
  158. Lebanon
  159. Lego
  160. Life Options
  161. Limb throwing
  162. Liver
  163. Love
  164. Lube Nugget Versus The STI Scary Alleyway
  165. Malevolent Towels
  166. Mammal
  167. Martial Arts
  168. Marshmellow
  169. Masturbating
  170. Maths
  171. Man
  172. MediWiki
  173. Memoirs of a foetus (The)
  174. Mental Capacity
  175. Mona Leeza
  176. Monster From Space!! (The)
  177. [EPIC] ! ! ! Mouse Trap - Winner of the first Illogic Pickle ! !
  178. Must .. Kill .. Self
  179. Newsagents
  180. Nigger
  181. Nightmare Before Christmas
  182. Ominous Crotch Stain (Oh no!)
  183. Omni-grain
  184. Oops
  185. Out of gas
  186. Over The Weather
  187. Oyster
  188. Patience
  189. Pedanticism
  190. Peesmell
  191. Penis Warts
  192. Perseas
  193. Pen Island
  194. Pfargtl
  195. Physics
  196. Plans to make plans
  197. Pixelation
  198. Pocket Razor
  199. Poignant
  200. Poo
  201. Poor Joke
  202. Premature Ejaculation Man
  203. Pro-Age‎
  204. Proffesional Grass Inspecting League of the Jamaican Nation (The)
  205. Punnage
  206. Quigebo
  207. Quotes of Excellence
  208. Random hippy in vegas
  209. Rabbit soup
  210. Randy ~ More Fun with Randy ~ Randy goes to Hollywood ~ Randy gets sexually frustrated
  211. Rapist (The)
  212. Restlessness
  213. [EPIC] Revision - Runner in the Illogic Pickle 3.1
  214. Right way to prepare for a trip to the woods (The)
  215. [[EPIC] R.I.P
  216. Rockslide
  217. Roy "Chubby" Brown
  218. Ryvita
  219. SAD
  220. Save the best for last
  221. Saviors
  222. Scottish
  223. Scouse
  224. Self-Harmonicas
  225. Sex
  226. Sex Hams
  227. Shady Figure
  228. Shafting Jon
  229. Sheep
  230. Shinobi
  231. Shiny Shoes
  232. Shnockleshnockle
  233. [EPIC] Silent Penguin's Bogus Journey
  234. Situation
  235. Sleeping Naked
  236. Small Print
  237. Smoke Stacks
  238. Soup-pour cheese
  239. Spatulation
  240. Stalk
  241. State
  242. Stealnt
  243. Stereotypes
  244. Steve Irwin
  245. Stop The Tide! (Sand Castle Protection Society)
  246. Subliminal Massaging
  247. Super cheese
  248. Super Haunted Child Molesting Improvisation Lolbag Roflcopeter that probably may have scared people (and anaimals) with graphic displays of graphic genitalia, and may or may not contain images fit for those with a heart condition (2 hours) (The)
  249. TasselHoff
  250. Television
  251. That's Amore!
  252. THE Rock
  253. [EPIC] ! ! The Lion and The Witch in The Wardrobe - Winner of the Illogic Pickle 2.1 ! !
  254. This house reeks of the stench of death
  255. This little pig
  256. Tiddlywinks
  257. Those guys...
  258. Threading the eye of a camel through a heroin needle
  259. Toilet
  260. Top 10 ways to die
  261. Trampolining
  262. Trephining
  263. Turtles
  264. Tyqwfdsfuiff
  265. Uber cheese
  266. Ultimate Shotgun (The)
  267. Unholy Rampage
  268. Uniform
  269. Urinal
  270. Verision
  271. Volcano
  272. Water
  273. Wang
  274. Was
  275. Watchmen (The)
  276. Watt
  277. Way to Amarillo (The)
  278. Ways to self harm your ego
  279. When
  280. Whale of a wife
  281. Where is my beverage?
  282. Why blanking pages is not cool
  283. Wimbledon
  284. Woman
  285. Wooden Condom (The)
  286. Worktime
  287. World Bank Group
  288. World
  289. Writing of a Classic Childrens Book (The)
  290. Writing when you have no attention span orinterest in it‎ (intentional piss smelling)
  291. (Yawn)