Norwegia
Norwegia is the place where all Norwegians come from, as stated by Timmy in the book of John, third chapter, fourth line:
| "...'oh and ye from the place known as Norwegia, ye be called Norwegians' said God, and he saw it was good." |
Knowingness of Norwegia
People from Norwegia are known to be as naughty as a sock on Tuesday. They leave their christmas lights up all year long, and are a bit fast and loose with blow driers. They enjoy eating sweaters, as they are part moth, and love to smell the rare toilet flower, which grows only in Norwegia.
Places where Norwegia is at
Norwegia is at Norwegia. Next question, please.
Where that is
Wisconsin, lemonhead. Feel the wrath of Kahn. Kaaaaaaaahhhhn!
The Reach of Norwegia
Norwegia's reach is farther than that of the mighty Stretch Armstrong. It has fingers in many pies.
Pies in which the fingers are in, of
Norwegia is amazing, in the fact that it specializes in the making and distributionalizeing of Sandwich pails. It is a most vengeful craft, as it is of the utmost impertinence that you eat a clam whole while twirling on a telephone book to make Sandwich Pails. The end of you is coming.
The smells of Norwegia
It smells nice. But sometimes not. Moving on...
See also
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