User talk:Lyrithya

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Welcome

welcome to illogicopedia! -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 17:18, 1 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Thanks... I've no idea if I'll stay, though. It is, perhaps, too illogical for my tastes. We'll see, I guess.

I'll sort it out after I get banned from uncyclopedia finish what I was actually supposed to be doing, probably. Athyria 18:08, 1 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Buh? When did you get here? /offers some candy Here, want some candy? —rms talk 00:40, 3 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Buh? Huh? Er... sure. Want some cake? Athyria 01:19, 3 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Lyrithya, is that you? Of course it is! Is it? It's me - from you know where! That other place... where I do reviews? Lots of them? No, don't say the name! But it is you, isn't it?--!!!!!!!!Hyyehhdyyaddaddseewqwqwqwqwqnnnghhhgggggg 07:37, 17 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Of course; that's what it says at the top, innit? Or... wait, my username is athyria here? Since when? This is odd. This is odd, indeed... er, anyway, you'll have to be more specific. Many people do reviews, especially this week. Granted, some with more proficiency than others...

Asi, quién eres? <css>

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I suppose there were admins, and I won an award at this here place, and since they vanished, I guess nothing happens. Oh well, I guess I'm an idiot.--ColbertNation 00:08, 18 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

There were? Where did they go? Did somebody kill them? Was it a wizard? Did it sell the organs, too?

I like organs.

Er, I mean... nice banana you got there. Are you really an idiot? <css>

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Nort really. The admins are probably in hostage in prison. What artikles have you written in this place? My new one after a while here. I know it's stupid.--ColbertNation 01:09, 18 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Egh, sounds awful. Poor things... we could stage a rescue, perhaps. I wrote a groarnge, mysself. It's stupidder. Your current at least sort of relates to something. <css>

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I see. Perhaps I will get the flying pizza ready to travel to the prison to save teh adminz. In the meantime, I will write moar artikles. Probably some more Glenn Beckizms. They are kinda fun to write. Your "groarange", is interesting in its own right. If the admin rescue mission fails, we will worship at the altar of the deity of Hell. Or eat cream cheese. I don't know.--ColbertNation 23:53, 18 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

You could take these vampiric peas, while you're at it. They may be of some assistance. Glenn... Beck? That... I have no idea who that is. Or who that other person is. Or... well, cream cheese sounds nice. Or cheesecake. I like cheesecake. <css>

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Or coconut cream pie. Sounds good after sitting in a church receiving lectures on how to live logically. Teh adminz are probably gone for good. Not sure what we will do. Perhaps we can rebuild a community here. Or build a new wiki if all hope fails. Or join Conservapedia. Or still wait for teh adminz if the guards at prison have not killed them yet. Or if by odd chance, Eminem destroys us all. Oh, and if you really want to know who The Beckmister is, read [1] here. Thank you and you're nort welcome.--ColbertNation 19:37, 19 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

You're rather negative, aren't you? <css>

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No, just talking. What we need is a community revival. But how? Any suggestions not involving asparagus?--ColbertNation 23:53, 19 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

I think I may be entirely the wrong person to ask... every community I have ever been in seems to have fallen apart and/or exploded. Some of them weren't even my fault, too. The fact that this one seems to have already been doing so before I cam, and that I can subsequently deny all responsibility, however, is a complete coincidence and definitely not the reason I am here. Really.

In all seriousness, though, talking is good... I just ran out of stuffs, apparently. Thus you won that round.

What sort of things even can revive a community, just in general? Clearly not asparagus... <css>

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I say we try to write as much craps as we can spew out. Try finding the vital list. I think there is a link on the main page. Fill those articles out. George W. Bush er en meget dum mand.--ColbertNation 00:35, 20 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Here.--ColbertNation 00:42, 20 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

I'll get on that... if I ever have any spare time. Like right now, I should be working... argghhh. I won't be able to put much forth, though. Good luck to you, though? >.< <css>

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Mmmkay. I will, as the only established Illogic user left.--ColbertNation 12:16, 20 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Need to establish some new illogicians, then... <css>

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Ok, I'll tell you who I am...

...but only if you can guess within three goes. If you get them all wrong, I may just tell you anyway. Who knows.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 07:19, 21 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Actually, stuff it. I changed my sig, so you now you know who I am.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 07:27, 21 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Aye, I figured... one of very, very few people I know who doesn't get banned periodically.

...which is kind of disturbing, honestly. But anyways, you here to help livelify ?pedia? Good good. <css>

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Livelify?--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 22:38, 21 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Or something. I dunno. In other news, your signature seems off here. <css>

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'Seems off here'. Maybe one day I will learn to understand your expressions. Until then, I will just have to ask you what they mean. Um. What does that mean?--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 06:50, 22 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

It just resembles different. I dunno. Maybe it's the scaling. It doesn't look quite right. And my expressions aren't that odd, are they? <css>

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I kind of used a different type of formatting to place and link the picture - but honestly I don't know.

And about your expressions... no, they're just a bit confusing, But they're catchy - and that's your style anyway! (I'm not saying everything that you have written on Uncy is confusing, though!)--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 21:09, 22 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Ah, that probably did it, then. It seems to be the zoom. Off by, like, a pixel or something. And oh. (That doesn't mean it's not confusing, though.) <css>

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Yeah, It looks a bit blurred.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 09:10, 23 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

You tried to make it 4px shorter. I checked. That would do it, alright. <css>

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Hey

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Oh, and if you still want to do teh contest, I should be back for a while.--ColbertNation 13:01, 25 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Shiny. I need to go on a massive categorising spree first, mind, but it sounds like a plan. <css>

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A categorizing spree... What's up with you and categorizing articles?--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 01:05, 26 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

They... had no categories. They... needed categories! *flails* <css>

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I suppose you're right.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 01:33, 26 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

You do? So I haven't just had another psychotic break? Well, that's reassuring. *goes back to categorising* <css>

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Well, categorizing things makes them easier to find. And I for one am always losing things. So it's a good idea.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 03:46, 26 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Categories schmategories. Just keep your pee pee out of my butt, ok? —rms talk 03:57, 26 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

You're not very nice. I think... I think I don't like you. o_O <css>

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WHAT???!!!

Now you're CATEGORIZING CATEGORIES! What comes next? Categorizing categories of categories?

Cats, I like cats.

Anyways, back on track - it's not bad or anything, but it's just messing my brain up. If you could call that shriveled thing a brain. It's more like a sultana.

I hate sultanas.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 06:23, 27 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Must... categorise... categorisation... categorise categorisation... categorise... must categorise categorise cate... *flops* <css>

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Wangernumb

Have a look at my userpage, that's me. I wear second hand clothes to make a anti-consumerism statement.

--The previous unsigned comment was left by Gomphog (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time

Indeed... hail to ye. Also, sign your posts or die. <css>

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I hate people who don't sign posts.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 07:45, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Bob's .sig

Look at this (Bob). Can I use his sig or would it overload illogicie and destroy the world. *evil laugh* --Gomphog 14:57, 28 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

It's a bit... long. I dunno if illogicopedia has policies about such things, but I do know if you try using that around me I'll beat you over the head with a spoon. Or possibly a rubber tube... hmm... care to find out which? <css>

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Yes, you do have new rantings (or was it ramblings?)

What do you think of the Life EULA? P.S - I think your cute. Gomphog 20:43, 28 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Neither, at this point. At least, it does not render thus for me. Perhaps it fades into normal as a user ages, a realisation of the idea of going mad - the more mad one gets, the less mad the madness seems, and thus here, too, the longer one stays, the more the links fade to typical mediawiki standards. I suspect I am reading too much into things again, but regardless of what an ultimately useless feature it'd be and regardless of other logical naysayings, is rather nice to believe the case is something so poetical. And after all, what proper madman allows logic to stand in his way?

And the EULA... it's... odd. I'm glad to see you've ironed out some of the initial misorderings, but one thing is definitely an issue - it needs more fine text.

And... neat? So what, precisely, about me is cute, then?

Also, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to nominate your own stuff on VFH so soon after joining... <css>

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I like your old uncyclopedia picture of yourself. Infact I copied it and printed it out and now I have your picture on my bedsheets, socks, posters, wallpaper, T-shirts and underwear. Gomphog 15:51, 29 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

The elf girl or the creepy lady? Depending on which, I may have to track down the model and tell her... the other isn't exactly on speaking terms with me anymore, though. <css>

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The creepy girl. Gomphog 18:01, 29 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Oooh... yeah, best she not find out about this. o_O <css>

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I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic! Come on barbie, let's go party! Ah, ah, ahh, year!

--The previous unsigned comment was left by Gomphog (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time

That sounds... like fun. But then the rivers may already be made of plastic wrap, and there'd be no point in making more... <css>

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hah, hah, hah, etc... anyways, how was your day? Gomphog 11:44, 30 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Eh, my girlfriend got a goat stuck in a tree again. Have you ever tried getting a goat out of a tree? If she bloody well does that again, I'll just leave it. She can get it down herself. <css>

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How exactly did the goat get into the tree?--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 05:36, 2 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

There are just some things a bloke learns not to ask. "Why are you wearing three sets of panties?" for one. And "what could your parents possibly do?" And of course, "how did your goat get up my tree?" It's just best not to ask. <css>

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Fine.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 07:17, 2 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I think she's an alien, actually. Does that help? <css>

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Traffic wardens are evil. I bet they have a bizzare, sadistic, sexual pleasure in 'what they do...'. Gomphog 17:20, 2 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

They're not as evil as my cat. Believe me.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 07:45, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I need some help with my sig

Can you help me with my sig - File:Southparkluke2.jpg

Eh? What's wrong with it? You missing something? Though where's your timestamp? <css>

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Yeah, looks fine. Although the pic may need to be put down in size a bit.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 00:58, 3 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I know your categorizing spree if over but...

There are only 32 uncategorized pages left! They are all listed here. C'mon! Together we can rid this world of uncategorized pages!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 01:06, 6 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I'll do it later. And there are 900ish pictures left to go through... <css>

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I'll do most them now, but I'll leave some for you.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 02:18, 6 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Well, do it right. And you could use some of the sillier categories, too. <css>

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I don't know many silly categories.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 02:27, 6 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Neither do I. But some are quite nice... shame to not find them. If only this place had a link autocomplete thing. <css>

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I like you

WOuld you likea a burger?--File:Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|File:Smile no.jpg 15:26, 11 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Is it a meat burger? Someone tried to give me an industrial sludge burger the other day... <css>

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hubb

as a reward of gratitude for undoing all of the black turtle edits, i hear by award you this medal of useless merit:

You are hearby awarded the MEDAL OF HALF-DECENT ASS-KICKING File:Insane santas.jpg for removing somewhat-spammy links or something. also, i wanted to make a template. Side effects include liver disease, cancer, death, and an irresistible urge to edit ?pedia. keep on fighting, will ya. Warning:This award doesn't mattter as Roberto will probably devour our ervers again *sigh*

—rms talk 23:00, 11 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Yay, thank you! I feel special, now. <css>

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Indeed, mighty fine work reverting those spam edits. It would appear that the admins are slacking as of late. Yes admins, I mean you. --File:Plant2.png $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ File:Jonsig.png 12:39, 12 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Silly admins. Silly silly... still, the angry penguin got to it at last. <css>

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AAAAAAAAAAAA!

I have been banned for a mouth on uncyclopedia *snob*. I need a hug. Gomphog 12:16, 15 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Oh, figs!

I have been banned for a mouth on uncyclopedia. *snob* I need a hug. Gomphog 12:17, 15 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Amendment - three months. But really, what did you expect, impersonating an admin and writing up a rather lacking explanation of why everyone hates him? Although he is incredibly annoying. Bloody hell. You could have at least made it funny. Can't really blame him for upping it when he came across it, though; you have been warned and banned for similar things in the past already. <css>

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Impersonating an Admin? Gosh, that's pushing it.

Anyway, I'll give you a hug! *HUG!* Feel happier?--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 21:47, 15 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I should impersonate an admin... now who'd make a good impersonatee? <css>

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I have no idea - I've never met anyone quite like you. *Blushes*. --File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 04:27, 16 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Er... you impersonating someone, or something? *poke* <css>

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Um... yeah, I am. Maybe.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 06:33, 16 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Meh

Nice to see you. Although I will make trips to Uncyc now and then, I still will probably stay here most of the time of my pointless life. Don't expect to see me at Uncyc too often.--ColbertNation 16:50, 19 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

What would be 'too often'? *suspicious look* <css>

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Probably once a week.--ColbertNation 17:16, 19 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Oh... huh. <css>

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Reedy chaw

I've been waiting for the ghosts to stop flying out my ass before I mentioned this, but there are no signs of slowing down. Have you noticed the preponderance of weird people around here? Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 20:33, 19 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Athyria was right. You have got into the weed. Jesus.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 20:37, 19 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

The question is, which weed? I have it on good authority that the gardeners are going to strike soon. They and the rest are as singular as bees. <css>

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Bah! Let's call a spade a mandrake, shall we? This is marijuana we're talking about here, folks. Now don't get me wrong; I'm not a pot evangelist or anything. In fact, I know people who have averse reactions to pot, and shouldn't partake for their own good. Speaking only for myself and one of my cats, weed rules against chronic nausea, and has the pleasant side effect of getting me high on occasion. Otherwise... bladderwrack!!! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 13:26, 20 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Oh, an actual reason? That sounds better than a wrong room brimming with worlds... Mummy, I've lost my mind. Tell me if you see it lying around. <css>

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Hey, there are no uncategorized pages left! My train went swimming in the piano. Huh? I like meerkats.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 20:57, 20 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Indeed... that's what happens when we categorise them all. PIANO?! <css>

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Who is that gaucho, amigo? Why is he standing on the rubber chicken? Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 21:44, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Because it tried to attack him, silly! Rubber chickens are not harmless!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 22:16, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

gak! You're on to me! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 22:22, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

We're all going to die! Hurry, evacuate! Leave the children and the foodstuffs; grab as many yaks as you can carry! <css>

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What if you're allergic to yak? Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 23:24, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

AAAAAGH! <css>

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Basement cabbage issue

If you clean backwards it gets done in half the time!!--Flingers 22:02, 20 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Mmm, except they keep growing back, so really, what's the point? <css>

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Does pesticide work? I was thinking about it but I have this feeling it could be disastrous.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 03:50, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Well, the problem is, I think the pesticide was what caused the problem in the first place. They were pretty ordinary, originally. <css>

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Really though, they've eaten my canned prattage --Flingers 12:58, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Hmm... well, be careful with the remains. If they start to, erm, grow... and definitely if they sprout fangs, you'll know that the infection is spreading even beyond the base veggies. <css>

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I've been trying to cover this up but now its beyond the law, they could smother us fangy cabbage!! --Flingers 16:25, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Not if the cabbages get them... or us, for that matter, first! Hurry; we must take up our crossbows and fight these menaces before they infect everything! *flails* <css>

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*Gets out phallic sausage on the end of a large stick* --Flingers 16:32, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Oh, no, no. You. Don't. Not on my talkpage, sonny. *shuffles Flingers and more importantly, the sausage, out* <css>

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What if we just eat the vegies?--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 20:43, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Then we'd get infected! <css>

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Thought so.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 07:17, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

You want that? Are you nuts?! <css>

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What? I never said I wanted that to happen! That would be horrible!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 21:44, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

So why did you even ask? <css>

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Um... this liveline is bending to a degree impassible to modern wikicoding --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 13:50, 23 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

What's a liveline? <css>

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YEr dont wanna know --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 15:04, 23 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

And a viline? <css>

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o.@ --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 15:37, 23 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps. <css>

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I've just realised we've written this into the form of a gentleman's nose! --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 15:43, 23 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Of course we have. >.< <css>

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I doubt it will resemble that shape soon.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 22:29, 23 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

How soon? <css>

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Just a few messages away.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 20:44, 25 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Oh... <css>

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But it could soon resemble a face!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 05:34, 26 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Could it? <css>

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If we do it right!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 21:36, 26 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Meh. <css>

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I know, it's a daunting task!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 06:03, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Eaaaaagh. Totally. <css>

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Yes.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 20:44, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Yes. <css>

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Hi.

I just want to let you know that I like you. Pretty much everything you say just .. makes me laugh. The personality is shown in everything you say, and you completely crack me up. Have a couple more of these things.--File:Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|File:Smile no.jpg 21:51, 23 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Insane Award File:Duckwiki.jpg Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE ARMY...now join the party.....quACK

Insane Award File:Duckwiki.jpg Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE ARMY...now join the party.....quACK

Insane Award File:Duckwiki.jpg Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE ARMY...now join the party.....quACK

Are you quite certain you don't have me confused with someone else? Because the things I say are far from amusing. Very, very far. But, er... thank you. And you're really not going to kill me? I could have sworn you came here to kill me... er... I mean... *hugs Fonchezzz* <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css> ~ File:Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101024 - 03:09 (UTC)

ummm

have you ever eaten a falcon kidney? Eme 07:52, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I have, once in the jungles of new humpshire. I got caught in a tangled thicket and had to bite it out of an injured falcon. -.o --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 14:11, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Nope. So, Flingers, any good? <css>

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It tastes like Athyria. --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 23:23, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Were you eating my faces? o__O <css>

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uhhh.... no... I wasn't.... erm.... gotta go. *takes plane to Argentina* --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 13:23, 28 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Ri-ight, then... whatever. *puts on a new face* <css>

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to prove i am an uncyclopedian

AAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA!

ficsher price "go eat shit fuckers" anything else needed?--Poiz 22:10, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

How... crass.

Although was anything really needed in the first place? Little reason to lie about such things, no? Or is there? <css>

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Hm. Good question.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 03:43, 28 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

i am really uncyclopedian. AAAAAAAAAAAA!sk me AAAAAAAAAA!bout AAAAAAAAA!ny topic in uncyclopedia.--Poiz 02:30, 2 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Okay.

1. What is the difference between UN:PR and UN:PS?
2. Who is someone qualified to run a checkuser on folks there?
3. Name two of the current poopsmiths. When were they last seen?
4. When within the Why? namespace, what is proper formatting for the article title? <css>

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Holy crap, not even I can answer those!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 04:51, 2 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

No? Odd... I thought I was going easy. And I didn't even remember to add one about the proper usage of the ICU tag... <css>

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A quest!

I want Unrelated Quote Guy back. You have a high status in Uncyc-land. and this article got deleted by ChiefjusticeDS over there. It was called... Unrelated Quote Guy. He refuses to move it to a userspace, which is kinda weird, cause normally they let you do that. What can I do? The article would fit in great here... its not even mine, It is THE's--File:Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 01:28, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Love, I'd gander it had more to do with your previous actions and the trouble your friends caused through the whole thing, than anything. The way you asked didn't help, but since he was apparently already kind of annoyed at you...

I can see what I can do, but as I already asked him to undelete another controversial article just today, it may come across a little odd, you know? The fact that you are continuing to stir up trouble on the issue may not help matters, either. It's seeming almost like a rallying cry to go to war... be careful, eh?

Meantime, have you verified that this or any of the other saved revisions aren't close enough? <css>

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Mhaille saved us. Thanks for your time, now to solve the problem of your head ache... Here pop some of these *hands Athyria a mysterious bottle* Those are some ibuprofen... or cyanide... I tend to get those two mixed up...--File:Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 19:13, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Nnnnrg. Just give me both, please. <css>

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ook!

Thanks for the nom for Illogicopedian of the Month. You said some really nice things about me, which makes me feel ?pedia is more understanding of my material than certain unmentioned wikis. When I feel better, I'll make some Pad Thai and Nom Prik Ong and ship it to your address. I warn you, the latter is a bit spicy. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 22:44, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Maybe I just think you're really nice... and I think I'd think you're really nice, wherever you happen to be... but then again, I'm just crazy in general. I would hope the illogicopedia appreciates you, but frankly, I don't understand a tribble of this place, myself. And I killed everyone with a shark, too... or has that not happened yet?

And that sounds lovely. I love noodley food... that is noodly, right? <css>

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Crazy, huh? *glances nervously at what appears to be a rather large handgun on the table*. Your intuition is correct, I am a nice person, albeit bat shit crazy. You yourself seem to be nice too, with no badger problems or Family Guy addiction. The tribble seems to be the trouble, leaving out one logical step entirely. Which brings us to the shark. I would think a shark is too obvious a murder weapon for a person of your intellect. Next time, perhaps you'll consider using positrons. A snitch in nine saves pine. Pad Thai is rice-noodley, Nom Prik Om is ground pork in a light tomato sauce with hot peppers and secret spices; I like it on rice, sort of like chili and rice, but Asian. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 03:16, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Crazy! Like a muffin! Like all the muffins in all the... er... the... um, actually, I do have a badger problem. Wild badgers. In a guy's trousers. And it was my fault. Er...

Well, actually, since I haven't gotten to the shark yet, are you suggesting I use positrons... now? Then? Later? When I do? But what if it kills them all? If we're all dead, there won't be a story anymore, and the story's the most important part... and that sounds so good... *drools* <css>

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Hmmm.

Maybe, due to the large amount of noms, we could allow 2 or 3 votes for WAE. Perhaps.--Colonel Sanders 23:10, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Maybe. <css>

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Meh.--Colonel Sanders 02:51, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

So, should we? I think Jurassic Park could use one.--Colonel Sanders 17:24, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Wait, did we? <css>

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Meh.

Did you see all the crap rolled together? Good or bad idea? Uhh. I have no idea, however, and meh. And here's some popcorn chicken on the house....--Colonel Sanders 16:43, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

File:Popcornchicken.jpg

Enjoy.

Eh, my question to that is... why? Not that it needs a reason, but... <css>

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I felt like it.--Colonel Sanders 16:51, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Good reason. <css>

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Aye. How was the chicken, laddie?--Colonel Sanders 17:05, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Dunno. My cat ate it all while my back was turned, unfortunately. <css>

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Sorry to hear about it. Maybe I will cook up a chicken leg and some mashed potatoes later. KFC sure can make my homecooking a lot faster.--Colonel Sanders 17:10, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Indeed, silly things. Makes one wander what they're actually cooking, though, doesn't it? My money's on hydra heads. <css>

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Probably lizard hips and potato lips and buzzard guts. My guess.--Colonel Sanders 17:17, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps we should break in and find out. <css>

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Well, I did found the place and I did create the secret recipe. So, I will! You can tag along.... or not.--Colonel Sanders 17:25, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

You'll have to go on without me. My stick is only half-cooked. <css>

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Very well. Say, we never did finish our crappy articles, did we? Nobody cares, though. Meh.--Colonel Sanders 18:06, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Oh, right... I was going to do that. Yes... <css>

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This ere battered ball has a mini horse in it. Is that normal? --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 18:43, 15 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Oh, er... wait, why are you asking me? O_o <css>

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And so it is you...

Hello Lyrtihya. You may know me as Special Cases. Just poppin' in. 92.16.247.176 18:39, 15 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Oh and please expect me here permanently if things get even worse on Uncyc. I've been blocked by Chief due to my new obsession to ban patrol. 92.16.247.176 18:43, 15 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Ah, hello, there. I have to warn you, though - not much point concerning yourself with vandals or whatnot here... we're more interested in writing. And inane chatter... I swear, if we could market inane chatter... we would be so rich.

Er, I mean, you'll be welcome here so long as you be nice and stuff. And by nice, I mean at least as nice as Readmesoon. So... meh. You'll be fine, if it comes to it, I think. <css>

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I don't get it

You seem to really like some of my writing. I only know a handful of people who like my ravings... can you help me understand what you like about it? I am flattered and perplexed. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 06:21, 18 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)Exchange ideas 06:21, 18 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Time for sleep... see you tomorrow, I imagine. Cheers! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 06:35, 18 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Probably. You edit conflicted my overly wordy rosponse, though. I hope you're proud. *glare* Anyhoo.

It's funny, as I clicked "save", it occured to me that that might happen. Very sorry about that, really, It can be infuriating. I save and copy obsessively as I work, trying to avoid that and server belches, otherwise I'd have probably lost two dozen articles. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 21:50, 18 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

It's like the Library... except not. *shifty eyes* Full of madness and dreams and half-connected realities and so many disastrous coincidences... I built a Madness, you know, but it is just a Madness. Not a madness.

Eh, read this. Then picture two mad dreamers thumping the underside of a bridge, saying, graw! This is our bridge! and talking about Emily and watching a sixteen-year old girl run past, chased by a hoard of slathering hams. One says, this is an odd Dream. The other, sweet Nightmares are the best and then the sky falls around and the fire is soft, flickery, and alive. We are, of course, quite insane. That, or the world is quite insane, but either way, it comes out to be yet another memory, a dream, one in which we travel ever further in this strange little exploration game of life, and find so many more little dreams, putting them all into one vast landscape of Nightmare.

That make any sense? If it does, you might want to be concerned... or not. I wouldn't be. I rather like this sweet delirium.

Aaaanyway, if I was getting to a point, it may have been that sometimes I forget how to dream, and how to be properly mad, and all thoughts of the asylum from the mad, mad world fade. The world sort of kills me, in a way. Then your madness reminds me what it is to dream, and for a little while, sometimes, when I read it, I am home.

And as the Madness so helpfully informs me, There is no home but for heartbreak. Coincidences, eh? <css>

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OK, so in sum, you are Mad. That works. I must say, however, that I think my writing is more coherent... just slightly... than the Library, based on a cursory reading. Of course, I say this as I sit inside my own head, so I have an advantage. Cheers, and thanks for the "explanantion". Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 21:50, 18 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Eh, the library gets a lot more coherent as you go. It starts out mostly random, in fact, but there is a story there if it'll take you far enough before getting itself stuck in an endless loop. Sometimes it does that, mind. Cheers. <css>

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When I get a computer I can trust, I'll load the apple driver thingy and check it out. Sound like fun. Take a blue pill or a red pill on the way out. The limo driver will take you where you want to go. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 01:11, 19 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Eh, no need. The panoramas may in theory help navigation if they work right, but beyond that, the words speak for themselves. But then, words usually do... why are the pills coloured at all, eh? Was it something in the water, something in the air? Are they still that colour moving away? The little light says neigh. <css>

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Good to know about the panoramas; I won't feel I missed much, then. I agree with you that it's the words that are most important. I watched a great program about time this morning, and they covered the idea that the deeper reality is causality, which makes us experience a flow of time. Space, it seems, arises out of this deeper reality, but it is an illusion. The pills are colored because that's how Matrix was written. You're talking about relativistic speeds, here. We need a better telescope to answer your question about moving toward and away with regard to red/blue coloring. I delight in this mutually assured madness. Cheers! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 13:48, 19 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Time is just strange, though. Have you any idea just how strange time is? I sure don't. I suppose if the Matrix was sixty years older, they wouldn't be written those colours, though... my brain resents it, but whatever. Not like I give a hoot what it thinks. <css>

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You may be right about the one thing, but certainly not about the other. Uh... never mind that... what's all this about time? Thinking about time happens to be one of the things I do sometimes. Heh heh... I said sometimes. It doesn't seem to make me any smarter, but it takes my mind off the low back pain. You really believe the colors would be different 60 years ago? State your argument, please (preferably not in cuneiform). Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 23:31, 21 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Time is strange. Strange, I tell you... I mean, I did tell you that, after all. Mind, I think everything is strange. This frog? Strange. These melted keys off the corner of my keyboard? Strange. Sanity? Strange. And that's not very nice of your back, paining you like that... really, has it not shame?

My argument is just that more films were done in black and white, no? These days, not so much. Yes, that's the best I can do. Sorry. <css>

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To say everything is something is to say anything is anything. Now I'm very confused. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 21:27, 22 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Thus is existance... welcome to my life. <css>

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Does you life need more coffee? Presently not disGruntled - Exchange idea 01:50, 23 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Either more or less. I'm never sure which. <css>

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Uncertainty makes your brain sexy. Ask Sannse, she'll tell ya. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 20:55, 23 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

She thinks I'm a troll. <css>

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She doesn't follow random humor, or much of the other sort of thing you'd find on ?pedia. We get along well, but she's certain that I am bat fuck insane. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 10:16, 2 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

A Message

You are expected to eat a fish kabob. MMMM!-Fred Flintstone

*hides* <css>

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Yeah, that's right, hide. Be afraid. —rms talk 01:48, 23 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

*is afraid* <css>

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Agh, red cat!

Looks a bit evil to me. Ask your vet about benevolence medication. It kind of worked on my pet badger, except he had to be put down for eating thirteen children. You don't want that to happen, believe me... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:25, 1 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

But he's a nice kitty! A niiiice kitty! What if I don't like children, though? Might be good then... I'll consider it. <css>

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Three of my cats eat children regularly, and it doesn't faze me one bit. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 10:19, 2 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I take it none of those were yours... <css>

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I'm grumpy.

You see, I've been away. For a long time.

And guess what?

NOT A SINGLE MESSAGE WONDERING WHERE I HAD GONE!!!!

I - AM - GRUMPY!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

...

Ok. I'm better now.

So, how's things been going?--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 05:51, 6 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I got devoured by Uncyclopedia. So hell if I know. <css>

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Heard about that business. Fickle place, that Uncyclopedia is, you know.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 06:18, 6 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

UnWhom? Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 12:55, 6 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

It's full of goo, you know... <css>

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I THINK A SOMEBODY'S A STALKING ME!

My userpage went from 798 to 867 views overnight! I don't know why I keep track, but I have nooo life! HELLLP!--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 16:23, 6 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

You could get a life... seriously, be a dear and help me load this trebuchet? I figure if we can crush all of those with lives, it'll equate to the same. <css>

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I was here for ten minutes or so, and am now going away

Why does everyone here have crayons? I'm not sticking around to talk, must find popcorn. Aleister (do you have an Aleister here?) 2:58 7 12

Oh, hello. I was here copying my sig over to Uncyclopedia just to irritate people there... but I am really not sure I have the heart to delve into the thing. It is awful. And crayons? I would not know, sorry. I tend to stick to glitter glue. <css>

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Where is this place? Are there balloons? I wrote a page just freestyle, no edits and out. Iz enjoy doing that, on uncy the only time i did that was called "A new lease on life", a one-hour contest by Skullthumper. Then put some pics and flash in. Crayons, where do you keep the crayon box? Aleoster 3:25 7 12

The crayon box is in the recreational room, along with the paints, which are closely guarded by the therapist. Just don't ring the doorbell to get out, it annoys the nurses, and won't do you any good. Just don't ask me where they keep the laundry room, because I've forgotten. Welcome to the funny farm. Moooo.....simsilikesims 05:01, 7 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Eh, Sims knows her way around. I just loiter. And eat pie. Want some pie? <css>

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Fucking bleep-moop attack! Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 22:10, 7 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Agh, I just noticed this... thank you. Thank you so much. I may or may not explain later. <css>

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A tent full of grasshoppers never felt so good

I spy that you fixed spelling and wordage and put a constriction tag on the winter page, so many thanks and rolling on the grounds for that. You are the winds beneath my sail, or the wings atop a skiing resort near Vail. What is missing here amongst the crayons is that thing where automatic choices of links and photos are thrown at you once you start the [[ linky bars, those have spoiled me. Thanks again too, *reverting to childish nah nah nahnahnah* although I am inclined to sue but must first go step in poo. Waaleister 00:37 11 12

I do that. I may be a useless gobshite on uncyclopedia, but I can pretend to be useful here, yes? Granted, the entire concept of 'useful' here is dubious in of itself...

Feh, I never did get that thing to work on uncyclopedia anyway. What's missing there is the autocomplete in the search and hotcat, however. You can use those just fine here, and they can get a similar effect, I think. Er... cheers. <css>

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so

apparently we r adminz now. I feel pathetic as it took me over two years to reach this level, and it took you a couple of months. *tears*

note, those are tears of joy. —rms talk 15:29, 16 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

*completely freaks out and runs around, flailing* <css>

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April Fools! --<css>

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I... I deleted something... oh gods... o__o *is still completely freaked out* <css>

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Congrats, Athyria on your adminzship! Although you only have been resident here for a month or so, unlike that Readmesoon fellow who's been here forever. Although I've been here since July and am still a Phantom, but hey. I can't complain. In celebration, enjoy this bucket of fried chicken on the house! Oh, and that crappy article deserved deletion. Don't sweat it. Seriously.

File:KFCbucket.gif

Enjoy.

--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 16:25, 16 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Yes thank you for deleting my crappy article. --LOGORREALIST File:X mark.svg 17:49, 16 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Ain't the sort of thing we want to see... hmm, perhaps I should base what I do on how CS reacts... he sure does react interestingly... <css>

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You find my reactions interesting? Meh.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 01:32, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

*bursts out laughing* Hell, yes. <css>

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And why is that?--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 01:51, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Er... no reason. <css>

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Meh. Again, good job on reaching the rank of Janitor Sysop! And enjoy cleaning up vandal mess! And the cake, of course, the cake!--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 02:50, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Since I already made a practice of being janitorial, this is actually a plus in that regard - makes technical stuff easier. On the other hand, my default tactic (hiding) may not work so well anymore... aw, crap.

So where's this cake, eh? <css>

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SO

I made you this thank you card to say thank you for deleting my terrible article. And by "thank you card" I of course mean "birthday card I forgot to give to my grandma six months ago". --LOGORREALIST File:X mark.svg 18:01, 16 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

File:Grandma.jpg

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA! WE MADE THE CAKE OUT OF CANDLES THIS YEAR.

Well, Athyria should like it. And your article was too crappy. But, if you wanna write crap, make it in the WAE rank. Like this. G'day, --Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 18:11, 16 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Was it the part about the Asian food? --LOGORREALIST File:X mark.svg 18:13, 16 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Er, no. It was the explicit stuff that belongs on late-night pay-per-view, not a noncyclopedia. Oh, and we don't care what you did last night. Oh, enough with the seriousness, look at New Conservapedia WOOOOOO! TACO SALAD!--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 18:16, 16 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Ooo... wait. Where's your grandmum now? <css>

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Valhalla, I hope. --LOGORREALIST File:X mark.svg 03:54, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

A lot happens in six months, eh? <css>

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NOW YOUR NAME ON RECENT CHANGES IS GREEN!!!

I'm actually scared of you now.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 05:59, 18 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

BWAHAHAHAH! Wait, what? Why? <css>

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Hello

You look like you're clean. Would you like some of my cookies? PsychoticChoker 02:54, 21 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

You'll have to excuse me if I, er, pass... afraid to even ask what might be in them. <css>

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Yo

Hey, Lyrithya... I'm the same Bevanz as on Uncyclopedia, just wanted to say that your article on Crossbows here was amazing. I really liked it. Congrats on it getting featured, too. ←File:SKULLZ.pngFile:Questionmarksign.pngFile:Camerasignthing.png→ 04:28 22-Ditzimber-2010 ←

Hail to ye, good sir, and thank you. That one was a moment of simple madness, nothing more. The sort I would later attribute to certain... others. But it fits here. It fits here perhaps more than it does on Uncyclopedia, and yet... it fits there, too. Humourists do like crazy. It's funny. <css>

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Well, I think it is fine on Uncyclopedia, too. It was quite funny and definitely is crazy funny, and clearly they thought it belonged there, too, since it got featured there, too.

You have a very interesting style of "crazy" writing that really intrigues me.

←File:SKULLZ.pngFile:Questionmarksign.pngFile:Camerasignthing.png→ 06:47 22-Ditzimber-2010 ←

Hee heee. *shifty eyes* Neat. My crazy operates on hamsters, actually. Did you know that? Have you some good crazy, yourself? <css>

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I'll have to try out the hamster powered crazy. I tend to use larger land mammals, since they can pull more UMPH. ←File:SKULLZ.pngFile:Questionmarksign.pngFile:Camerasignthing.png→ 22:48 22-Ditzimber-2010 ←

It helps if you freeze the hamster for a hundred years, thaw it in the microwave, and then use it with the generator and the shop-vac in the basement. If you want to try it. <css>

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Okay, I tried putting a hamster in the freezer here, but it broke out using someone's frozen banana as a pickaxe. It whittled the banana into a knife and now is holding most of the office hostage. It already killed someone. The look on his face... ... It keeps screaming at me for more oats and nuts. Oats and nuts. I don't even know if we have oats and nuts here! WHAT DO I DO?! ←File:SKULLZ.pngFile:Questionmarksign.pngFile:Camerasignthing.png→ 23:05 23-Ditzimber-2010 ←

Oh, er... well, do you think the other folks will say anything if you get something else and say it's oats and nuts? If you can fool them, you can fool the hamster, and if you can fool the hamster... well... I dunno. Would frozen pancakes help? I have a bunch here, might be able to use them, except... well, actually, I've got to go. Lemme know how it turns out. *shifty eyes*

*dashes off* <css>

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p.s. - make a userpage, mon! Your red link, it's so red... and I suppose I might as well mention - if you want to make buttons or whatnot for your sig, this place does support page css; you can define custom classes within <css> tags and use those... just need to be careful.

Oi, it seems the hamster succeeded in killing me and everyone here, but the ambulance was able to revive me or something like that. Yeah, I was wondering about the buttons... all these different wikis with their different codes and whatnot... But thanks, I'll try and figure that out. ←File:SKULLZ.pngFile:Questionmarksign.pngFile:Camerasignthing.png→ 18:05 28-Ditzimber-2010 ←

Well, that's not good. What happened to the hamster? Did anyone pay attention to where the hamster went?!

Eh, but whenever you call a css class here, you're either calling something from the mediawiki, or more often from the site css. Different sites, different css, aye... I could probably put it in the site css here, but why bother? Eh. Nice new sig, anyhow. <css>

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Oh no, I just went and checked, and apparently the hamster got into the mainframe and has taken control of the building. And now I'm all alone from its last attack. I'm hiding under my desk right now.

halp me ←File:SKULLZ.pngFile:Questionmarksign.pngFile:Camerasignthing.png→ 23:16 Ditzimber 28, 2010

Also, I'm trying to figure out if I can made buttons like how it looks on my Uncyc sig, mostly just for my user page, since I kinda like my new sig here. Know you of how to do this? ←File:SKULLZ.pngFile:Questionmarksign.pngFile:Camerasignthing.png→ 23:24 Ditzimber 28, 2010

Oh... er, this is a long shot, but have any... um, hot dogs? I could send in some kitties to rescue you, but I'd have to wake them up first, and that can get kind of painful... so let's just hold that option in reserve, eh?

As for the buttons, you may or may not notice I shoved some css up your userpage. Cheers. <css>

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Luckily I escaped for the night by knocking out the banana powered drone sentries it had at the entrance and running for it. I'll pick up some hot dogs on my way to work tomorrow.

And, yay! nummy code. Thanks, that's cool. ←File:SKULLZ.pngFile:Questionmarksign.pngFile:Camerasignthing.png→ 02:11 Ditzimber 29, 2010

Good plan. They love hot dogs. Muffins, too. ^^ <css>

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note

how i haven't unbanned myself and yet i am making this edit. you're going to have to try harder. --—rms talk 20:49, 22 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

What?! Are you saying a fish isn't long enough? Oh, no, no! This won't do at all... this... um... Shut up. <css>

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And then the meanings of words begin to change...

Or at least I expect them to. You must remember, I don't know what I'm talking about. Writing about. Doing. Am I here? (I could go on about "Am I?", but Time is elusive. Or illusive, whichever it was, or used to be before they changed the world. Anyway, I shouldn't ramble too much. There's little enough Time as it is.) This is a test to see if I am really here, and whether my being here has a chance of being noticed. If it fails, I might try again after baking some christmas cookies. Of course, if it fails, you might never know that I tried before baking christmas cookies, and if it doesn't fail, then why did I even write this in the first place? Do I worry too much, or am I simply confused? Why, we all were, weren't we... Er, I'll stop now. See you after the cookies don't kill me (I hope). --Ellemerr 21:27, 25 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I'd worry if the cookies killed you. Like they had fangs, or something. There have been fangs here once more, you know. Like it's 2004 all over again, or whenever that was... except that wasn't here, and my constant question of what would have happened if... doesn't apply, either. I couldn't have joined Uncyclopedia instead of Elfwood back then, because there was no Uncyclopedia. And Illogicopedia? That came later still. Not much later, but throw in a year between each venture and that's still a year of incessant warring lost.

But what happened happened. Now I am here, now you are poking in as well... you'll get the hang of it, methinks. Else you won't, but you probably will. Just wait 'til you meet Zim. Methinks you might like him, not that he calls himself that, and not that there's any real sort of meeting to be had, but who knows. Past holidays, who knows.

The funny thing is, we really all are. Confusion is the most constant companion in the stranger realms, not because they are strange, but because they exist. That's existance for you... though you won't likely see this until after, good luck with the cookies, and when time comes to devour them, eat well, beloved.

Before they devour you. <css>

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Well said, Athyria. Oh, and welcome Ellemerr, some other Uncyclopedialogicopedia freak. I'm the chicken guy.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 22:11, 25 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Evil chicken, editing while I was editing (something I'll have to get used to, I presume, if I keep rambling for as long as I do) so that I had to change things and get even more confused than I already was! Thanks for the welcome, though. *shifty eyes* Now, to follow with what I'd already written...

What is this colon I just used for? Should I be using more than one? What happens if you use more than one? *tries using more than one* Oh look! It did odd stuff. Huh. Er... Thank you for the welcome note. I'll reply to it once I've got more hang of this place. I'll get the hang of it here instead of there because there is more talk to look at and try to copy some way or the other here. *shifty eyes*

I think they have something to do with paragraphing. The colons. I guess I'll have to experiment with them. Wonder what actual paragraphs do, too... I have a hate/love relationship with paragraphing, you know. Unless you've forgotten, but I'm fairly sure you did know, some time, back then back there. Oh yes, back there... The Cookie was uncommonly deadly back there, back then. Not as deadly as its adversary, of course, but that's another matter entirely. I don't think these cookies are particularly deadly, just deformed. And I didn't even get to bake them. My brother beat me to it and forced me further down the to-do list, so I tidied up the living room instead. Glossy paper and golden plastic-ribbon-thingses everywhere! That didn't kill me either. Or at least, it hasn't yet. This silver ribbon is being very unruly...

I guess I am in danger of meeting someone, now that I'm here. That's the safe thing about stalking, it's all looking without being looked upon. Which reminds me that you're on a list of people that must read the nightmare I made and tell me if it's good and whether or not you understand an ounce of it. It's a very proper nightmare. Overly confusing and full of symbols that doesn't mean anything. Back to wherever I was... Where was I, exactly? Oh yes. Werecuantaloupe. (I think that's how you spell it. Unless there was a q. It isn't exactly the size of the state of Nebraska, and I've already forgotten.) Except that's not where I was at all, I just said that to confuse eventual stalkers. Or for some other, even less reasonable reason.

I guess I will get better at this eventually. I presume doing it at all will help. Or at least, we can hope so. There is always hope, even when it's cruel. --Ellemerr 22:30, 25 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Either need to edit faster or... well, I dunno. The real fun comes when there's an edit conflict and it doesn't say and just saves over whatever the other person added... had that happen a few times here. Unless carlb fixed it. He maybe have fixed it. Did I mention this place has technical issues?

Anyway, : indents, as you have evidently sorted out. More for more indenting... two line breaks is the method for normal paragraphing, though it only takes one line break when indented or whatnot, don't ask why. And as for your relationship, I... may well have forgotten. It has been so long, really. And my memory never was that good.

Getting the hang of things here is not such a bad idea, though. Bloody crash course, Uncyclopedia. Had a guy threatening to ban me pretty much from the start there, real fun. And later he did ban me. Several times. I even deserved it a couple of times... but I never was any good with moderators. Were you around for the Anti-Mods thingy? Back when I got kicked out, actually... in fact, that may have been part of why I was kicked out. Anyhoo... were your brother's cookies worthy of a Jedi, though? Would the ribbon make a proper opponent?

Eh, but you'll always be meeting people. Was it so bad in that other place, and in the Daydreams that followed? How bad could it really go here? We do have standards, after all. The... not good tend not to last, and whatnot. Whatever 'not good' means.

This Nightmare, though, what is it? What? Cantaloup? Werecantaloup? Tell me that may yet become something, for it sounds rather grand, you know.

Also, I think you should know, although it has little bearing on anything: I cracked and unleashed rabid gerbils on someone's userpage today. <css>

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Then what is the use of both two line breaks and indenting at the same time? And in the course of getting the hang of things, I need a prettier signature. Something preceeded with a ~ instead of two -, and maybe something green. Doesn't have to be too advanced just yet, but those -- are driving me nuts. I would never sign like that! You can help me, right? *kitty eyes*

I've never really had any mod troubble, and no, I wasn't around for the Anti-Mods thing, though I think I've heard rumors (unless that's just forged memories). There was this one forum where the mods were rather dreadful, but I was even more young and innocent back then and didn't attract their ire. There was also a really small forum where one of the mods entered into war with the other mods, which was quite fun when it wasn't too annoying. Once again, though, I was the nice gal - called upon to solve disputes or crack randomness down on their heads when they needed to be thought a silly lesson. I'm more of a pirate now, though - perhaps this place shall be different. Or Uncyc, if I go there. Time will show.

I'm sure we could've jedified the cookies if we really wanted to... More likely to just eat them, though. The ribbon was nasty. If we were to jedify the cookies and darthify the ribbon, we'd probably have doomed the galaxy.

I do love my Daydreams and Nightmares. The old one was nice for as long as it lasted, and the current one is rather glorious. I do hope this one can prove equally entertaining. And the nightmare is a nightmare. I'll show you, if either of us remember. We will remember now, right, after mentioning it as much as three times? Right? Right? The werecantaloup has no part of it, I'm afraid, but might yet become something, of course. Do you think it could become something here? Or do you know some other place for it, along with the vampiric cabbage and fanged peas, perhaps...? Eh, we'll see. Maybe I'll have a strike of inspiration.

Unleashe the rabid gerbils! Let loose the hounds of watermelon! --Ellemerr 15:18, 26 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Multiple line-breaks with indenting makes bigger breaks, as you've apparently figured out. And yes, yes, you do. You also need a userpage. And you should rewrite Nightmare for me. I started, but it sucks. Pleeeease?

And for a fancy signature... oh, blimey. This is hard to explain... basically, make a signature template in your userpace, say, User:Ellemerr/sig, put whatever you want to be your signature there, using images, html, css, etc, though within reason and closing all of your tags and whatnot, and linking back to your userpage in some fashion (the one I'm using is here, for an example)... and then you... do stuff. There're probably instructions somewhere around here, or you can ask me later, or... I dunno.

Forged memories, eh? Now that's a better way of putting it than I'd have though of... most all of mine are forged. I just have records. I think. Unless the memory of those is also forged... so your innocence has worn off, has it? Who knows, who knows. We could always wage a war and see what people make of it.

We still remember, right? What nightmare? Crap... but anything can become something here. The fanged foods are already finding their place; there was a great rash of them in the news recently. Fanged steaks terrorising schoolchildren, and stuff.

The gerbils were no match for a nailgun. Would watermelons be? <css>

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There are a lot of colons now. Colons all around. Closing in on us. Taking over the space. Devouring the words carefully lined up before them, without us noticing before it is too late... I feel that "too late" should be a link. Does that mean I'm one step closer to actually belonging here? *shifty eyes* The next step would be learning how to (something about double bracets, I think) and bothering to find something to link to... Eh, we'll take one step at the time.

Oh yes. Userpage. Can I have Madness on it? *kitty eyes* If I can, and it's not too bloody difficult/tedious to do, (remembering that I consider html tedious, that's not unlikely, though) I might try to think of something to do with it. I understood a little more than half of what you said about signatures, so that might be possible as well. If I can think of something to do with it, past making it greener. >.>

I actually considered joining on the other pedia at the moment the bottom line of your talkpage read... er, I can't find it now. It was something like "Will you attack me on my own high grounds" only that "high grounds" were probably "talkpage" or something similar, and it was longer and somewhat more glaring, without actual *glaring*. If that makes sense. (If it doesn't, too, really.) Yes. I was saying. I considered joining there and then and yell out a big, bad battlecry and wage war at once. But I figured it would be too difficult without knowing anyone beforehand, and besides, viking or not I am still a librarian, and that brutish battlecry just isn't the way I wage war. Sooo I didn't. Maybe someday, though... (And I'm still a lot more innocent than most internet people. I'm just not as innocent as I once was.)

We still remember, even if the memories aren't even our own... The nightmares aren't real until you make them up. And I think anything can always become something somewhere. Nothing is just a dream dreamt by people who cannot imagine everything. --Ellemerr 23:51, 26 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

They only keep growing when we keep indenting. It's common practice, though some people would rather alternate between indenting and not indenting... meh. But that takes more thought. And there, too late is a link. Hahah! You may or may not find more stuff to use in time... I sure can't. Still need to remember how to spell them even if you do know they're there, and I'm rubbish with spelling.

Of course you can have madness on it; why couldn't you? My wiki randomised list is here: {{User:Athyria/randomlist}} - just copy that, {{s and all, wherever you want it to display, and of course you know where to find the rest of that, and all other Madness is certainly doable as well. You could always just do something like this: ~ Ellemerr • The kittygreen of random • Which would be:

'''~''' [[User:Ellemerr|<span style="color:#005500;">Ellemerr</span>]] <small>• [[User talk:Ellemerr|<span style="color:#00a700;">The kittygreen of random</span>]] •</small>

And put that or whatever you want it to be in a sig page in your userspace (click that red link up there somewhere to make one) and then put {{SUBST:nosubst|whatever you called the page}} in the thing in your preferences, and make sure it's set to be a custom signature... that didn't make any more sense, did it?

Eh, with Mimo&maxus? I was feeling overlordy, but too much conversing goes on there; everything gets shuffled up too quickly. And nothing came of that, though, unfortunately. Even the gerbils were a dud. Someday, though, aye. Something will come of whatever it winds up being, and it shall be glorious.

*adds that to the Madness* <css>

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I tried doing what I think you said, and it didn't seem to work. So either I didn't really do what you asked me to, or I don't understand, or most probably both. Except I didn't find out how to "make sure it's set to be a custom signature", so that might be it. *shifty eyes* Soo... how do I do that? And if I use the red link up there, the tekst to past into the preference box should be {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Ellemerr/sig}}, with the {{}} stuff and all, right? Because I'm fairly sure that's what I did. I think. *shifty eyes* --Ellemerr 17:04, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

In your preferences, there's a section for your signature - you found that, right? Paste what you pasted here, aye, {{ things and all (though not the <no wiki>s, since those are just so it'll show here, which you probably figured out) into that and make sure the 'Treat signature as wikitext (without an automatic link)' box is checked, then save. It should show up on there after that, and if it looks wrong, just put it back how it was, or something. (Sorry I wasn't more specific before; I couldn't be bothered to check the specifics for this particular wiki)... that help? <css>

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Oooooh, that little box... right under the... yes, right. I should've seen that, shouldn't I? *shifty eyes* ~ Ellemerr • Daydreams & Nightmares • 00:35, 28 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Ayup, seems to work. And you can really put whatever you want in the actual sig file, though, er... um. <css>

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Bob

Do not use Bob's name in vain... or Bob will ascend from the sky and *bop* you over the head with either a spoon or rubber tube. care to find out which? --Prophet of Bob

Which Bob, though? There are many, after all... <css>

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There can only be one Bob.

--The previous unsigned comment was left by Gomphog (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time

Lies! *jumps back, grabs a giant spoon, and brandishes it defensively* <css>

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Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening

Can you delete all the articles I marked today with the 'QD' template my good admin friend? I've been scrolling through my contributions page and basically culled all my crap articles 'cause they kinda look bad on my record (I wrote most of that rubbish in my first 3 Months).

Thanks, and have a good day, whatever timezone you may be in. --Ben ^Blade 15:17, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

You know, if you hadn't blanked them, I might be inclined to argue with that assessment. But I'm lazy... hmm. The dpl on the QD page would be nicer with direct links to the histories... *wanders off* Yeallright sure.<css>

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Ooo! It does have links! They're just... hidden. Odd. I mean, I was going to actually delete those, of course I was. If I don't get sidetracked for a whole five minutes, that is. <css>

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Sorry, I got kinda carried away. Instead of adding the template I sorta went the whole hog and took away the whole thing. Mindless error. Anyway, the articles I made were pretty poor, I don't think a rewrite would have been possible. Thanks for deleting the articles anyhow, buddy.--Ben ^Blade 22:44, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Ben.... half the crap here is "poor".... Including all of my stuff...--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 22:38, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Haha, that goes without saying... I just felt some of my articles were a little below my standards (which are pretty low, 1 feature in 3 years)--Ben ^Blade 23:47, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Indeed. My standards are even lower. Don't believe me, click here. At least you had a feature. 5 months in and I don't have one. Although I do have an EPIC. Those articles were indeed crappy... Meh.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 00:00, 28 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Eh, rewrites are always possible. Sometimes the results are downright horrific as well, but even the most idiotic of titles can have pages written for them. Just because it can be done doesn't mean it should be done or is worth it, mind. Anyhow, no problem. Let me know if you need anything, and all that, though in regards to most things I plead utter and overwhelming incompetence.

And standards are somewhat overrated, really. Meh. <css>

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IllogiScience

Would you be interested in contributing anyhow to the project that's sole existance is due to a lack of sciency articles to Illogic? I mean, fixing any errors you may find in policy pages, designing award templates (you've seen my templates, like the original WAE template. They suck.), or even being bothered to write articles and earn some points? If so, I would be glad. If not, as the project's director, I will be faced with your punishment. Let's see... vicious sharks, venus fly traps, Lady Gaga, the possibilities are endless! Just kidding. Just as well if ye not be interested. Good day, Sir Werewolf.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 16:09, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I'll give it a prod at some point, so sure. Why not. As for punishment, what could you possibly do to me, hmm? Do you even know who I am?! I'm the great and powerful Athyria, master of a thousand hams... and a rather find horde of fanged peas, too, if I do say so myself. Which I do. Yes. I say so. Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, right. Sciencies... don't worry, I like making templates, and giving things a look-over I tend to do anyway... something about being paranoid and a bit of a grammar nazi...

And... *turns bright red* Werewolf... *bursts out laughing* Now that's funny... oh, gods... *snickers* Oh, wait. I am a werewolf. What? o__o <css>

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Ehhhhhhhh?

Did your userpage suck that bad?--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 22:22, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Actually, this one I was rather fond of. I just used to periodically delete my userpage on Uncyclopedia (Which actually is/was rather bad, and even though I ain't an admin, rollback comes with the ability to supress redirects, so same thing... except it's stoppable), but since Zombiebaron protected it from moves specifically so I couldn't do that anymore, I missed doing it. It's a matter of principle. <css>

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I see.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 22:52, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Evil! I was using that page to try and get something more or less sensible for myself! (Mostly, I was copying the html. Do you have any idea how crappy I am at html?) --Ellemerr 00:31, 28 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

It indeed has been restored.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 01:08, 28 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Who am I to stand in the way of code-stealing? A nobler venture is hard to find. Ah, well... it was fun not having a userpage while it lasted. I still wish I could just delete my uncylopedia one... <css>

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Excuse me...

May you protect my userpage please? I just DoSed ED. And advertised my userpage. Don't want vandals from ED swarming it. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 12:09, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Eh, your userpage seems unharmed... nothing seems to have come of it, whatever you were up to. Mind, I'm not sure I'd like to support this kind of thing, anyhow, effectively attacking another wiki, if I understand it correctly. Why not just leave them be, leave them their little world and live in our own little worlds? <css>

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Mr. Berty, I believe you are a patriot for doing what you did, and if they vandalize your userpage, revert. Those nasty vandals can't vandalize it forever. But, I will do an IllogiNews celebrating your bravery. Athyria, our little world and their little world can't really coexist. Meh....--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 15:23, 29 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Победы всегда будет в наших руках! File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 07:51, 30 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I hereby name this day, Glorious Day! We will celebrate it every 30^th December! File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 09:45, 30 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Meh, folks take an approach like that, CS, and indeed they can't. The sites do have such completely different styles, but there is madness to both, and joy...

But I'll say this much - Happy Deathcember to all. Because it is. Still. Barely. DEATHCEMBER! <css>

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Perhaps...--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 15:47, 30 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

*brandishes a zucchina menacingly* <css>

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DEATHCEMBER! TIS THE SEASON FOR TORTURE! LALALA;LALALA! GO F*** YOURSELF DAY! HURRRRR! URRRRR! File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 16:38, 30 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Er... sure. I guess... that fits. *backs away slowly* <css>

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Do ye hatez me?

Judging from your questions on Hindleyite's page, are you suggesting that mine and Berty's news report on Berty's attack on ED an example of cyberbullying? If so, did you also consider the much worse things stated on that other site? All it was in my book was a parody of extreme jingoism.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 18:17, 30 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Not at all... the cyberbullying I inquired about because I simply do not know, and have no idea what precedents might or might not exist here regarding the stuff.

As for the news, it was a general question, unrelated to the previous for the most part - what does he make of it, and of what it regards? Perhaps I could have been clearer, especially considering what it came after, but I'm not intending to attack on you. At least, not yet. I could load a crossbow and actually try to hurt you, if you'd like. Think I even still have some hooked bolts, too. <css>

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PS - Mind, we are not that other site, at least weren't last I checked... very different goals between them, anyhow.

Don't hurt me, I'll hurt myself! In other news, I give the article my thumbs up. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 18:50, 30 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Thanks much, Berty. And good job adopting the Conservapedia playbook for our use Yeah, CP is always censoring talk pages. Good stuff. Did you take a yonder on my newest report?-Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe, who gives a crap what time?

Sorry. Mistake. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 20:04, 30 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Hrm... you know what? I'll just, ah, stand over here in this corner and be disapproving, and stuff. Yes. In this corner. Don't mind me. Glaring at you two. Disapprovingly. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 20:44, 30 Ditzimber 2010

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch...

...you must first invent the universe. ←File:SKULLZ.pngFile:Questionmarksign.pngFile:Camerasignthing.png→ 09:45 Ditzimber 31, 2010

Or you could use an oven. <css>

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But there's no oven if you aren't inside of a universe. ←File:SKULLZ.pngFile:Questionmarksign.pngFile:Camerasignthing.png→ 00:24 Jeremy 1, 2011

Oh... good point. Unless... there is! Seriously, how do you know there isn't? We can only see the scope of our universe; that is the very nature of the definition, what we can tell. Who knows what is beyond. Perhaps... an oven! <css>

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But, what if an oven exists outside the universe?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 00:47, 1 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Then we can make a pie without a universe, of course. *beams* <css>

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Huston, we have another problem

Since Hindleyork actually may have a life, I am here to inform you of a possible ED vandal, probably lured here after Berty's attacks. They have a possible inappropriate username and added this monstrosity, which is possibly wandalism. You may need to get the banhammers ready, just a heads up. When are they gonna make me teh adminz so I can solve these problems myself, rather than spam userpages. I'm active and.... nevermind No time. Be ready for full-scaled attack. On an irrelevant note: are you gonna archive your talkpage soon? It's getting too hard to scroll down and spam you. Super Moses bless, --Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 20:35, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Don't forget to banhammer this miscreant/ED troll, who probably belongs to the IP that was blanking pages.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 21:04, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Colonel Sanders, I do not know if you have a history with someone of that name, but that user has done nothing wrong that I can tell, does not seem to be a destructive troll, vandal, arse or other sort that would generally merit banning, just someone with strange taste in names and subjects whom you've gone out of your way to attack and alienate. I am certainly not banning it over so vague and coincidental evidence as that, however the both of you seem to have already done a good job of driving the fellow away without admin assistance.

As for the IP, it may or may not be related, but without any evidence or reason from the account to care, what does it matter if it even is? Plenty of folks contribute madness; if they can behave in the meantime, it doesn't really matter who they are, now does it? <css>

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My apologies. It just seemed obvious that Master Troll, the username, lulz, 4chan, and Berty's attack on ED meant that that IP, this user, and all the chaos meant an ED troll. It just made sense to me. Now, I will have to be less harsh in such measures. But, if this user was to be truly an ED troll, then what we did may have been valid. But without concrete evidence, we shouldn't have done so. I will never do such a thing without concrete evidence, and hope Mr. Berty will do the same. But I still believe that there is the possibility that we were correct, just a possibility. Sorry.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 21:25, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

The patterns a paranoid mind will make do not always mirror reality. Sometimes they lead us to things that we otherwise would not find, but it tends to work better if you wait and see first, aye. Give people a chance; some things are coincidences, and some things aren't... and sometimes, even when they aren't, it doesn't matter, so no, it would not necessarily have been valid even if it had been/was an ED troll - sometimes people put on masks and walk into a realm to do something to it, only to realise that they like the realm, or like the mask, and everything changes along the way. Please, just wait until people act, in the future. Hold your suspicions. Don't forget them, mind; they could prove accurate. But anything can happen in the meantime. <css>

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Quite, Athyria. I jusst be glad ze conflicct iz rezlolvrfed. (excusen me badd inglissh)--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 23:23, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Indeed... seems to have worked out in the end, at any rate.

Also, why would I archive my talkpage? It's not even 100KB. Is it? *checks* Oh, it's close... meh, all right. I'll archive it soonish. I guess. <css>

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*high five*

first vandal squash as an admin, alright. —rms talk 02:41, 2 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Odd... I should have looked sooner after it showed up on the Uncyclopedia IRC channel and got itself kicked and banned there... but you were here and banned it here, so it worked out, anyhow. Then it apparently went on Uncyclopedia and got banned there, too. Silly...

Well, nice job, you, actually noticing it and realising it was there, dealing with it, etc. And it only occurs to me after that this would probably be what a nuke is for... or is it? Do you know? <css>

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