Germany
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Motto: "Ich bin ein Berliner" | |||||
Anthem: Deutschland! | |||||
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Capital | Berlin | ||||
Largest city | Hamburger | ||||
Official languages | Deutsch | ||||
Government | Federal Parliamentary republic | ||||
Prime Minister | Jurgen Klinsmann | ||||
National Hero(es) | Almighty Eszett | ||||
Currency | Euro | ||||
Religion | Bratwurski | ||||
Population | 82,000,000 | ||||
Area | Central Europe, Eastern Pacific | ||||
Population density | 5kg/km | ||||
Ethnic groups | Germans, Austrians | ||||
Major exports | Sausages | ||||
Major imports | ?? | ||||
National animal | Eszett | ||||
Favourite pastime | Digging holes in the road and filling them in again | ||||
Opening hours | ?? | ||||
Internet tld | .ja | ||||
Calling code | 0800-JA-DAS-IST-GUT |
Germs live in Germany and routinely rush slugs. Don't ask me why but the slugs are most disgruntled by the whole affair.
Although God likes everything, he most certainly doesn't like Germany. He thinks it is gay, much like many countries nowadays. However the Germans especially so for their effeminate war uniforms and lederhosen.
The slugs
The slugs in Germany wear itty bitty German hats. That reminds me! What ever happened to germ many?
Erm... there are many of them?
Oh yes, that's right. Thanks for that factoid Gerald McClain.
Anyway when the giant apple fell on Europe, Germany ducked. BIG TIME. and everything went dark.
Germaspace
Germaspace is the new version of space made by German lab rats working under extreme conditions.
God hates 'em.
Also
Germany is a country of German Es. And also the country of German Knees. Yeß indeed.
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