Germany

Deutschland
Germany

File:Germany i.jpg File:Sausage.jpg (Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Ich bin ein Berliner"
Anthem: Deutschland!
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Capital	Berlin
Largest city	Hamburger
Official languages	Deutsch
Government	Federal Parliamentary republic
Prime Minister	Jurgen Klinsmann
National Hero(es)	Almighty Eszett
Currency	Euro
Religion	Bratwurski
Population	82,000,000
Area	Central Europe, Eastern Pacific
Population density	5kg/km
Ethnic groups	Germans, Austrians
Major exports	Sausages
Major imports	??
National animal	Eszett
Favourite pastime	Digging holes in the road and filling them in again
Opening hours	??
Internet tld	.ja
Calling code	0800-JA-DAS-IST-GUT

Germs live in Germany and routinely rush slugs. Don't ask me why but the slugs are most disgruntled by the whole affair.

Although God likes everything, he most certainly doesn't like Germany. He thinks it is gay, much like many countries nowadays. However the Germans especially so for their effeminate war uniforms and lederhosen.

The slugs

The slugs in Germany wear itty bitty German hats. That reminds me! What ever happened to germ many?

Erm... there are many of them?

Oh yes, that's right. Thanks for that factoid Gerald McClain.

Anyway when the giant apple fell on Europe, Germany ducked. BIG TIME. and everything went dark.

Germaspace

Germaspace is the new version of space made by German lab rats working under extreme conditions.

God hates 'em.

Also

Germany is a country of German Es. And also the country of German Knees. Yeß indeed.

See also

• Deutschland
• 10 Reasons Why Germany is better than America and England

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