User talk:Hindleyite/Archive14

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Could you please

Upload this image for me?? Here is the link: Link removed for spam filter Look at it if you want, but I need it for an article I'm making. It's copyright has expired as it was published in the the US before January 1st, 1938. Thank you if you could reply. - Another n00b 17:36, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Of course. The file is here. I presume you had some problems uploading it? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:45, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

It just simply would not save to my computer. No matter what I tried, It was never there when I looked at the file folder. It does it for .jpgs, .pngs, .svgs and practically every other form of image type execpt the one I actually needed. Sorry about that. Well anyway, Thank you!! - Another n00b 17:57, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

You might have to add the .gif extension manually when you save the file for some strange reason. Seemed to upload alright for me on the second attempt, however. :) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:03, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I intended to use it in the article on Creepypasta, and possibly in my signature. I think we needed an article on the subject. Athough do you think this would suffice as it?? I still find the image funny. Maybe we could host a contest on the silliest images you can upload? Just a suggestion. - Another n00b 18:46, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I think the Spongeballs article should remain a stand alone article because it's fairly well-known as a creepypasta. Kind of depends on how much you have to say about a subject and often you can create one longer, better quality article rather than many small ones on the same theme. Nevertheless, if you think there's the material then an article series isn't out of the question. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:57, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

The spongeballs article is intended to include references to many famous creepypastas, such as Candle cove, Suicidemouse.avi and Squidward's suicide. It is called by some as "Crappypasta", but I object. It's not better than your average CP, is it? - Another n00b 19:18, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

You archived! I'll ruin your talkpage...

COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS --File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 20:22, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

File:Cock.jpg

Let the subtly cloaked innuendo begin. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:28, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Let's make babies. <css>

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All right, shall I get the blender?--Colonel Sanders 22:59, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Wait, do we have any fnurdles? <css>

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In the old ladies' room, which has been since converted into a gorp locker.--Colonel Sanders 23:06, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I'm just going up The Queen's Legs. Nice pub, it is. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 07:24, 9 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Can you come back to Uncyclopedia?

It's nicer there. We got a new air conditioner. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? 21:57, 9 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Yup. Lasted all of five minutes. Then I noticed it. And broke it. Oops. Don't tell anyone it was me. <css>

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At Illogicopedia, we have no such problems as we never had enough money to buy one in the first place. Since we use paper fans, we can easily replace our hand held cooling devices.

Also, I have often considered a return to Uncyclopedia, but I think Illogicopedia needs me more. There are plans for a possible comeback, however. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:39, 10 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I have told every living soul that it was you Lyrithya Athyria. But we got a better one now. Athyria proof. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - 22:26, 30 Aym 2011

Hahah! There is a flaw in your plan, for it is 8 degrees and pelting it down! There is no need for air conditioners currently. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:25, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Please come back...um, we have cookies. A fresh hot pan of cookies. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:40, 7 Yoon 2011

OH BOY COOKIES --Frosty 01:37, 7 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Strong Bad Email

Heh heh, nice article. I'm a homestar runner fan so I found this humorous. But I have a way to improve it; see here. You think you could replicate that on ?pedia. Thanks, Hindleyite. - Another n00b 18:38, 11 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I had a go at the css but it needs someone who knows what they're doing, I think. In the meantime, there's always this template:

Subject: Hell yeah

This rules

Usage: {{sbemail|Hell yeah|This rules}}

It isn't perfect but is still better than just repurposing the Zork thing. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:33, 12 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Even if it doesn't have Strong Bad's reflection in it, I think it is a lot more accurate. The use of a subject headline says that your a fan of the Lappy 486 era, which lasted from episodes 119 - 201 in the SBE chronology. Am I right, no? Well anyway, thanks!! （・∀・） - Another n00b 16:12, 12 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Fun fact: Nerd42 made up that template some four years ago! I mustn't have watched an episode of Homestar Runner in a few years, I should head over and become updated when I can be bothered :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:29, 12 Aym 2011 (UTC)

There hasn't been an episode since April 2010, actually. Unfortunately *sad face* . - Another n00b 20:19, 14 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Really? Sounds like the animators need to get off their butts and flashing. Not that sort, you understand. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:53, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Apparantly, they are planning a new episode in august 2011, and there will be a series going on until december 2011, but I wouldn't count on it. And anyway, Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? - Another n00b 13:24, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Hahaha... whu? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:26, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Hello

How've you been Dan? Long time no edit I suppose. Haha, well I'm just stopping by in the neighborhood, and I felt compelled to leave you an overly sophisticated message. Not really. Anywho, hope all is well, -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 18:45, 14 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Thank goodness for sophistication! After the male chicken incident outlined above I thought I'd never drag my talkpage from the inner reaches of urinaldom. As you can see, I'm still messing around here in the vain hope that one day the site will be recognised, or at the very least see further than 2011. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:48, 14 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Somehow, the idea of this place dying completely just seems unthinkable. It's like a chicken. A headless chicken, perhaps, especially sometimes, but... well, a zombie headless chicken? Yeah. <css>

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There's a very good reason we have a zombie plan, don't you know. I suggest you get to know it by heart. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:32, 16 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Sorry

I was trying to spork a template from Conservapedia for some parody articles, but I think I screwed it up big time. Can you help?--Colonel Sanders 17:16, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Looks like Conservo is using an embedded template system like Wikipedia. We don't have that here because I'm not enough of a coding genius :)

Unfortunately I can't see what the main template looks like there because it's giving a 403 error message at the moment. I shall still take a look, however. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:21, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Yes, one of the conservapedia admins had the bright idea to prevent more liberal bias, by blocking out all of northern-eastern europe and south-east asia, according to RationalWiki. They didn't even leave out an exception for the UK.... - Another n00b 17:35, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Darn it, they did block ₤ngland from reading the site, like said on RW, eh? And I am an editor there as well. I think, anyway. I can read the site. And I think I got the template working. I placed it on the relevant entries already created. I will, probably starting tomorrow or something, add some nonsensical articles to the template to distinguish it from Conservo's and start the parody articles.--Colonel Sanders 17:39, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Conservative by name, conservative by nature, eh? Weird considering the Conservative Party just got in here after about 15 years. They're nowhere near as conservative as Conservapedia, though. Man, I gotta stop saying conservative or I might get lynched. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:34, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Did someone mention lynching? <css>

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No... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:27, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Look what I found!

[1] File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 08:14, 21 Aym 2011 (UTC)

That's rather strange. What made you look up Chorley on Wikipedia? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:33, 21 Aym 2011 (UTC)

It wasn't me who did it, it was this. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 12:49, 21 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Stiki, eh? That's an unfortunate name. Those crazy Wikipedes! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:00, 21 Aym 2011 (UTC)

It stands for something but I don't know what it stands for. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 13:17, 21 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Seriously though, the vandalism did bring a smile to my face. Seems the Wigan fans only pop up when we win... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:26, 21 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Have you ever been a damsel in dented armour?

This knight's dress is starting to gleam a little much, and... well, I mean... I think I may need rescuing. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 05:57, 22 Aym 2011

Oh, fair maiden! I shall avail thee of thy troubles... or something. What seems to be the problem, yo? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:49, 22 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Call 999.

“999, this is fairytale land.”

- Drugged caller

File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 11:55, 22 Aym 2011 (UTC)

“Good afternoon, good sir. My horse seems to have acquired a puncture. How would one go about remedying this?”

- Person on phone to Fairytale Land

-- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:57, 22 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I... um... I think... *flails* I don't even know. Where's a phone? <css>

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Long time, nay talk

Hows things going in Hindleyland brudder? Last time we chatted on here, we were on about Sheff United and Wigan being in the same division... I guess that didn't work out then :P (Danny Wilson in League One... Kill me now)

Also, you may be interested in the fact that I follow your blog tweets, and take a vague interest in them whenever my twitter feed is empty. That shizzle is raw man--Ben ^Blade 11:43, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Well, it is wonderful to hear someone other than my dog reads the nonsense I post online. As for the football, I try and stay away from that because I know it could be the other way round in a few years' time... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:56, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

IgolliBlog

Hey, what did ya do with da buttonz? I can only write plain text, a bit dull you know (e.g. I can't post images, don't have bold + italic, WHAAA!). I used html tags, but I don't have any idea if it überhaupt works. Hearing from you! :p Cartoonist | Talk to God! OMFG, HE WENT BANANAS!!! | 13:30, 4 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Sorry for the late reply on this! Perhaps blogger was experiencing a brainfreeze, but it is possible it forced you to use the 'new, updated editor' which is ever so slightly pants. Seems to be working now, for me at least. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:34, 7 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Yet another image problem

I've been trying to upload this image for the last 20 minutes, but I have been having 2 problems using it:

1) If used as a thumbnail, the image stays at only 12px no matter what size you put in.

2) The source I got it from was of High quality, yet this version is so bad quality you can bare;y make out basic details.

Could you help me with this fail? - Another n00b 14:52, 4 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Oh, no worries. I fixed it, ok thanks! - Another n00b 15:03, 4 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Grylling internet users

Hey Hindles, check out the feedjit visitors on the Illogiblog - seems that we may be luring unsuspecting google searchers into thinking Bear Grylls is actually dead! Neat, eh - we could get used to this hoaxing thing... --Ben ^Blade 20:57, 7 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

It seems rumours about celebs, no matter how frivolous, are proper link bait in this day and age. You have to beware of trolling, though. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:36, 10 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

hey

why do you blocked me?

According to the block log, you aren't. Perhaps you were trying to edit a page only registered users can modify? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:38, 10 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Hey mon

Remember me from lord knows how many years ago?--MrMan 17:03, 11 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Vaguely, which is a surprise considering I can't remember what I had for tea, and that was less than an hour ago. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:07, 11 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Tea? What's wrong with coffee? Jefferson said it's the new drink for the civilized world. And I'm the guy who did CNN during the height of the Wikia days. And I screwed up Uncle Pete or something like that.--MrMan 17:10, 11 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Ah, W*kia, the scourge of the wiki world, the whacking great ape in the ointment. You screwed up Uncle Pete? I think you'll fit in well here, a lot of us are reformed Uncyc vandalrists. But not I, o' course. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:13, 11 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

I used to edit at Uncyc. And then I realized that my taste was so poor that I just decided to come here and loaf around like a satchel full of feathers. (Canned Feathers) —rms talk 17:43, 11 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

What in the world are you talking about? Folks here tend to have better taste than ones there... or did that used to be different as well? <css>

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Uncyc has its fair share of '2007 Illogicopedians', for sure, but usually they go away or never even register an account. If only they were editing here... *sobs* -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:57, 15 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Wait, people can edit? What is this, a wiki? <css>

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Yeah, apparently this bloke made a website where you can post nonsense and write endlessly about eeble sonk. I was reading about it on Uncyclopedia yesterday. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:31, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

You seem like someone who would know

How do I link an image to a page. I want to make it so the fail picture in the top left of my userpage links to my articles page (saying my articles are a fail, ha ha, so funny /sarcasm). Is this possible? If so, how would I do it. Thanks in advance (unless of course you give me horrible advice which leads to a nuclear holocaust. In that case, no thanks). --T3 00:22, 18 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Take a look at Athyria's signature, that uses an image that links to a page. --<css>

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font-size:14px;

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display:none;

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span.seppysig:hover .invisible {

display:inline;

} </css>Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 00:43, 18 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Okay, thanks. --T3 00:49, 18 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Goodbye, for some time.

I am temporarily leaving Illogicopedia to focus more on Wikipedia. May God Bless! File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 18:11, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

What is this crap ↑ —rms talk 18:12, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Haha, I can see this working out...--Ben ^Blade 18:35, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

See you soon, Monkey. Remember to uphold Illogic's high reputation at all times! :) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:55, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

And make sure to actually write an article about us! —rms talk 02:01, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

I won't. Whenever Colonel Sanders returns - make him shut up about "Berty". I do not wish to be caught! File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 15:12, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

No problem Island Monkey. Enjoy mucking up Wikipedia (again). Why not muck up Conservapedia while you're at it as well? I am thinking about mucking up the Danish Wikipedia.--Colonel Sanders 23:09, 9 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Does the Danish Wikipedia get many edits? They'll probably be thankful of your contributions. :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:12, 10 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Not really. I think Esperanto Wikipedia gets more edits than Danish Wikipedia. And I see Island Monkey (under that name) was bant from Simple English Wikipedia (which I am currently in the process of mucking up with useless Mario knowledge). He should've used a different nom de plume to edit there. Apparently, rollback experience here and at RationalWiki doesn't count there. At least I was less ambitious asking for that, unlike Monkey asking for sysopship (which failed epically due to his misbehavior). I failed too, but once I get mah undofu in order, I will request to get mah sponge. Because it takes months (years?) to get the full mop and bucket. I was also thinking of gracing my presence on the Danish versions of Uncyc and WikiFur, but no one is keeping dem up it seems. According to Danish Uncyc, George Dubya Bush is still in the White Castle.--Colonel Sanders 17:08, 10 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Unfortunate about the rollback privileges. I'd have thought even Mr Bush himself would have been able to be granted them at Simple English Wikipedia, but I guess they're almost as tight about the whole thing as we are with admins here. Gotta keep plugging away, though, for the law of averages stated that one day you will manage to coerce some fool into giving you adminship. :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:14, 10 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Well, Simple English Wikipedia rarely gets RfAs, I guess. I'm using my sensible half (or maybe tenth?) to fix crap there. I'll plug my way to adminship there eventually, since it actually may be possible given the great splashes of wandalism. I'm sure I will get some fool on mah side. I just got done disgracing Herman Cain's page with some dreaded grammar checks and wikilinks, without using big words like antidisestablishmentarianism, which they like. Wish me luck doing what Monkey wishes he could do!--Colonel Sanders 17:38, 10 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Adminship isn't the be-all end-all it's thought to be. Leadership and basic maintenance tasks are within anyone's grasp. Deletion and banning are just conveniences, and the more you can avoid using them, the better admin you are. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 17:21, 10 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

That's the most sensible thing I've ever heard anyone say. This week. And it's Wednesday. Just never thought I'd see it on Illogicopedia. Anyway, I shall utilise that argument the next time someone begs for adminship. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:24, 10 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Begging is the doomed approach anyway... =D ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 17:27, 10 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

New IllogiCast eppysplode

I dids record it today w00t plz upload to teh official IllogiCast account. http://www.zshare.net/audio/91762359648b7467/ --Nerd42 23:28, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

This got revived in the midst of my hiatus! /jumps for joy --T3 01:56, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Welcome to the Dan Squad

Hello there, Dan! This is Dan speaking. Our shared name is exactly what I would like to talk to you about.
You see, I saw a forum today, and I noticed Readmesoon mentioned my name. Since I had a few bones to pick with RMS, I naturally thought he was talking about me. Turns out, he was talking about you!
Which is why I was thinking of starting a "Dan Squad"-- everybody on Illogicopedia with the name Dan (currently consisting of you and me) are in the Dan Squad. Whatcha think? <css> .dannyboy {; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; } .dannyboy a:hover { text-decoration: none } </css>~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the Hedgehog • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions • enter the contest NOW!!! • WTF?! Klingon Illogicopedia • Captain Anonymous • THE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version) • IllogiNews: Snakes on a Plane • An Article That Redirects To Itself • UnMD • The most important tutorial ever. 23:52, Yoon 23 2011

Death to all Dans! *hefts a rake* <css>

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Ah, but my name is not Dan, it is Hugh G. Rekshun. Can we start a Hugh G. Rekshun Squad? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:00, 24 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Ah, but if that's your name, why does everybody call you Dan?

To make people think we're talking about you :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:28, 24 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Haha... Hugh G. Rekshun is Huge Erection... I geddit. /lights self on fire and leaves --T3 18:06, 24 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Wow... I was not expecting that, Bart Dan. Hey btw, do I need a new sig? <css>

.dannyboy {; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; } .dannyboy a:hover { text-decoration: none } </css>~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the Hedgehog • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions • enter the contest NOW!!! • WTF?! Klingon Illogicopedia • Captain Anonymous • THE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version) • IllogiNews: Snakes on a Plane • An Article That Redirects To Itself • UnMD • The most important tutorial ever. 18:37, 24 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Dan the Hedgehog: Yes. It's a bit annoying. --T3 22:57, 24 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Yes, please. <css>

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Done. <css>

.dannyboy {; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; } .dannyboy a:hover { text-decoration: none } </css>~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the Hedgehog • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions • WTFacronyms?! tlh • Poodle • C.A. • T.G.W. • Cheeses • Snakes • Redirect • UnMD • HT:G.Y.F.T.G.T.F.A.F.Y. 23:06, 25 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

One problem: none of the old sigs have been altered. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:15, 10 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

The site is back up!!!!

Don't be sad, be glad, because Illogicopedia is back up and open for business!!!!

If Illogi leaved here tomorrow

Would you still remember it?
For Rpberto must be travelling on now
There's just too many wikis he's got to DDoS

But if he stayed here with us, Roberto,
Things just could be the same
'Cause ?Pedia's free as a bird now
And this wiki you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Bye bye, baby, it's been a bitter love yeah, yeah
And though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take this so badly
'Cause Lord knows Roberto's to blame

But if he stayed here with us, Roberto,
Things just could be the same
'Cause ?Pedia's as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

And this wiki you cannot change
Lord knows It can't change
Lord, help me, It can't change

Lord, I can't change
Won't you fly high free wiki?

Yeah

This horrible copypasta message is brought to you by: - Another n00b 21:10, 9 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Hell yeah! Take that Roberto. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:24, 12 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Please

Rename my account to: The Bard

Thanks. --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 12:57, 22 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Now done, sir. That was relatively painless. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:07, 22 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Sorry for the inconvenience. Much indebted. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 13:12, 22 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Re:Pros & Cons of Being Roommates with Sonic Characters

I originally was going to say "No, wait until I finish drawing the Knuckles strip," but then I realized I was getting nowhere on that strip, and I probably wouldn't get anywhere unless I actually had some inspiration, so what the hell. Post it. <css> .dannyboy {; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; } .dannyboy a:hover { text-decoration: none } </css>~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the Hedgehog aka Kahless the Unforgettable • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions 18:24, 07/27/2011

Apologies

...for any brain cells you waste on my Pickle entry. Cheers! Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 19:44, 29 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I enjoyed what you had written. The concept has potential for development, but I just feel it could have a bit more beef. And some pictures. I put it forward for an Honourable Mention, if you must know ;) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:28, 7 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

I apologize for my failure to grok this, but wasn't that the Colonel's entry? Unless Grunty and the Col. are the same person? Where'd that tree come from? ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 11:41, 7 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Whoops! That's a genuine mistake on my part there... as for Zimizmizm, it was suitably bonkers and as such perfect for the Inflatable Hammer. My sanity is just about intact, but it had a good go at destroying it. Congrats once again! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:26, 11 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Would you be so kind

...as to make me a blogger on ?blog? <css> .dannyboy {; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; } .dannyboy a:hover { text-decoration: none } </css>~[thehappyspaceman] 05:25, 08/7/2011

Don't do it! it's a twap! --<css>

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Spoken like a twue Calamarian. ~ The Lisping Fish of Illogicopedia ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 11:48, 7 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Someone mentioned squid? <css>

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How about it, then? <css>

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I think I sent you an email, though my browser may have crashed when I was in the process of sending it, or something. Check the inbox associated with your Illogicopedia account. Or, more conveniently, just send me an email so I can reply with the invitation :) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:03, 11 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

You mean TheHappySpaceman@gmail.com? I didn't get any emails. And I don't know your email address, so... <css>

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Use this link and you don't need to go giving your email out on the web ;) Doesn't matter now, anyway, because I've sent an invitation to your gmail address. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:02, 11 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Cool. Maybe you could add me to the list of bloggers as "TheHappySpaceman, Klingon correspondent. <css>

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Task completed. Awaiting user input. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:37, 13 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

I looked. I admit it. Was totally expecting to see Grunty, Bard, Spaceman. No Bard. You spaced, man? ;-) Plzadd The Bard plz. Oh and (View posts) ThxMch. <3 ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 13:58, 13 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Ah! Thank ye!! ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 22:21, 13 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Forgive this omission, which, I can assure you, was not intended. The oversight has been corrected. I will now stop talking like a pompous robot. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:40, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Can you...

...grab me a copy of this artickle? It died a fiery death during Forest Fire Week.

So long as Uncle Pete doesn't want it, I want to merge it with my original version here. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 12:10, 9 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Glad to oblige. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 16:32, 9 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Thank you, Mr. Yak. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 16:41, 9 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. Sometimes I wonder where Uncle Pete will be in five years' time. Part of me thinks it will only accept professional journalism, narrowing its userbase to... nobody. :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:15, 10 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Your opinion?

Do you thing my Bat Fuck series from Uncyc, as evidenced by Bat Fuck Origami, is too "adult" for Illogicopedia? Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 22:45, 9 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

If by 'adult' you mean use of the word 'f<css>

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There's something about the term "bat fuck <something>" that struck me as hilarious and a bit disturbing, in the way that quantum mechanics is disturbing (sort of). When I uncovered a Cabal plot to assassinate my bat fuck series at Uncle Pete's (in my mind, at least, if not in actual fact), it occurred to me that these articles might have a friendly home port here. I strongly agree that the pic in question is quite disturbing, and quite possibly will negatively impact the cosmic consciousness, the greater awareness of the universe. Maybe we should have a meeting... I'll get David Brent on it. Cheers! Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 13:53, 10 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I like the phrase 'bat fuck'. I'd sure as hell use it more often in real life if it were less offensive. To bats.

Also:

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I think Brent's otherwise engaged at the moment... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 16:56, 10 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Heh heh

I think Elvis is a bit shook up, eh?--Colonel Sanders 22:10, 13 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

I dunno, I couldn't understand the page you linked :P Well, I suppose he would be shook up since he's been dead for a billion years. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:26, 22 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Beaver Rape Scene

Hello, Hindleyite. What do you think of my Beaver Rape Scene series? So far, I've made WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BEAVER RAPE SCENE?, The history of the Beaver Rape Scene, The tall tale of the Beaver rape scene Volume II and Beaver Rape Scene H20: Twenty Years Later. I'm thinking of adding four more articles to the mix. But, is it really appropriate for illogicopedia? - Another n00b 14:50, 19 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

I dunno. It might be a bit dark for Illogicopedia. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:27, 22 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Second, that. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 10:32, 22 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Okay, yeah... I only read one of them (I'm lazy) before, and it seemed aiight, but some other the others are a little... well, they resemble stuff I've deleted, if you get my meaning. <css>

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Policy

(Devoured articles log); 10:19 . . Hindleyite (Talk | contribs) devoured "Nose fucking" ("We are not nasty". Wow, I just quoted policy. I'm turning Pete!)

Nah. Good call. I like that this place has some standards for cleanliness. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 15:37, 2 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Interestingly, that article was written by Uncyc veteran Lollipop. Judging from their userpage, I guess they were testing the water with regards to objectionable content. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:39, 3 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Chicken

This thing smells like spam can you kill it O_o --Frosty 05:09, 5 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Athyria beat me to it by over six hours. I must be losing my touch or sleeping too late. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:50, 5 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Not a sexual proposition, believe me, no sir...

... it's not, and frankly, I am offended that you took it as such. What? Oh, right.... Cheers! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 20:46, 8 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

IllogiBlog job

As an aspiring political scientist, Illogicopedia editor, Illogicomedia staffer, Simple English Uncyc bureaucrat, and general dumbass, you could imagine I have a lot to do. However, I feel that I can bring some moar variety to the IllogiBlog. I, of course, would refrain from my typical political nonsense, but at least would want an imaginary cookie. Many thanks in advance.

On an unrelated note, I gave up on my Simple English Wikipedia endeavors for a while, but am now an Official Member (TM) on A Storehouse of Knowledge!--Colonel Sanders 19:26, 10 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Congrats on becoming a member! Do you get a clubcard? Because I want one.

I'd be delighted to appoint you an Illogiblog editor, but I require your email address for unsavoury spam activities so I can invite you. Just send me a message here or via hindleyite [at] blueyonder [dot] co [dot] uk and I'll reply with your invite. Simple as quantum physics that! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:19, 12 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

You got my email. Let the Singles Dating, Rubber chicken, and Bingo ads begin!

On ASK, I didn't get a clubcard. I think you have to be a Senior Member to get one. However, I did get a complimentary banhammer, page mover, and image uploading mechanism! And SkipCaptcha! I was even able to use my career on ?Pedia as a bona fide!--Colonel Sanders 22:45, 12 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Sounds fancy! Who'd have thought Illogico would have been so influential? Anyway, well done you. If you'd like a reference, just ask :) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:15, 14 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Where's my golden banana?

Since nobody else bothered to, I changed the IOTM so I was (I won fair and square, btw). Now I'm still trying to figure out how to get the golden banana template on my userpage. Will you please put it there? ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine My Farticles. Qaplá'! Are you bigger than cheeses? 18:30, 11/01/2011

Thank you for giving me the link to the template. Just a question, though: why aren't I a phantom? It says that you become one if you win Illogicopedian of the Month. Also, could you help me with my sig? It seems to be breaking into two whenever put near or around a line break. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine My Farticles. Qaplá'! Are you bigger than cheeses? 00:35, 11/03/2011

Both of thine wishes have been granted, for one is now a phantom. Not of the opera, but of rock 'n' roll. Also I think the line break thing might now be sorted with a quick cheeky edit - lemme know if you experience problems with it again so I can hit it with a hammer. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:55, 3 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

More Gruntled gold

Such a high compliment from a rustic dirigible fellow such as yourself... my hair is akimbo! Thanks for saying that, I feel all warm inside. Cheers! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 01:36, 22 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

Why thanks Mr Grunt, your articles are a pleasure to read. Thanks to your advice, I shall avoid making polite conversation with Belching hyenas due to obvious reasons. Thanks, David Attengrunt! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:27, 24 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

Hello, and uncy stuff

Hello again, you legend of uncyclopedia. I'm at a public machine which has just recently not been able to pull up Uncyclopedia (some half-baked moron did a makeover of their system). Can you check to see if you can reach Uncyclopedia from your machine, just so I know it's still reachable and not down or submerged. Thanks. Aleister 19:52 Festivus

This may be some 23 hours too late, but... indeed, Uncyclopedia seems to be functioning well enough, for the moment anyway. So glad you could drop by here, though, so I guess I'll be slipping the odd spanner into the Uncyclo servers more often. Wait, what? :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:31, 24 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)