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God bless Russia, for it is as communist as communist apple pie. Communist pie approves.

Russia? Where? oh fuck. Anyways if we went to war with Russia now we'd be late for breakfast so lets not.

“In Soviet Russia, Russia, Russia you up the RUSSIA!!!!”

- Russian reversal on Russianing you up the Russian, Russian

Vodka

It's a very powerful drink! I drunk it once and saw a new colour. Aw man, I was well meloned.

Voodka

A voodoo version of Vodka. I drank it once! It was one of the most fruity experiences of me life. LION! LION! Wood smelling zoo keeper lunch pack!

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Oh Stalin! You are a one

Yeah, the Russians all in all are an okay kinda bunch, but with a few minor exceptions yes?

  • Lenin
  • Lenin
  • Lenin
  • Lemmings
  • Mr S the Flower Pot Purge
  • Pugey the the purge purge
  • My name is Purge
  • Purge the fnurd
  • 1930s purge PURGE O RAMMANA!
  • Starling!
  • The ?pedia Purgeness Monster
  • You

Russian Jesus

“I'M RUSSIAN JESUS, YOU DIG COMMRADES?”

- Russian Jesus Christ on digging and comradeship, lol

One more thing

I don't like you, I never did. I was just putting on a farce!

I like flies though!