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Lawn Order is a particularly bad brand of fertiliser. But more importantly, it is also the grass police. That's right: let your grass grow too long and you'll be paid a visit by the lawn cops, riding on their lawnmowers and slicing everything in their path.
A 10-4
A 10-4 is lawn cop code for grass shorter than 10 but longer than 4 centimetres. It constitutes a moderate slap on the wrist.
A 20-10 is the highest offence. The standard fine for overly lengthy grass to this degree is two slug pellets and a rake, but they will settle for a cup of tea and a Mars bar.
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