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Ditzimber 2007
- A safe-haven for (former) vanity is established. Entry granted upon removal of regular name references.
- The chaotic aspect of the field is growing faster than our containment power levels
- HELP ME!!!
- Heather wants to be blocked for 0.000000000000000 seconds...
is that possibleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?????????no???????moron. - Assministrator replies in the negatory because it would only result in another long category.
- Ryan says he would like to be blocked for 1 second
- Lottery player announces his optimism
- But I'm still worried about RAY! Goodbye Mr.Ray
- This. Is. SPIFFING!!!
- Illogicopedia Has the Power
- NEWS FLASH! Master Chief is Actually a Girl!
- SMG?? More like SM...Rubbish!! Yeah!!...Okay, it was just an excuse to doodle...
- Those who voted against to the VFH for "DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?!", my SMG is ready.
- Choose your path
- Admin is doth owned
- A movie with the lowest budget ever is released. The cast consists of a dead catfish, some paperchain-people and the Chuckle Brothers
- New species discovered. It's a complete freaking mess!!
- Fonchezzz nominates TheOddity ater she takes short vacation from IllogicLand; TheOddity responds with a completely sane article about lemons
Novelniver 2007
- Fonchezzz stumbles in pain too!!! NOW NOW NOWWWWWW!!!!!
- Heather stumbles over in pain...PICKLE RESULTS NOW! Epic fail on Pickle Results!
- Hello, Juhvce? Can I buy a doovde?
- EPIC user, pens numerous EPICS. Much appreciated
- Some guy proposes something
- It's finished! Finally.
“Wow a news quote! Was I any good?
did I get the news across? can I be the weatherman?”- ED is mirrored! The mirror cracks
- GOD HATES SPAM
- But, the fisherman did it!
- I don't want to be here, I want to go back in the tree.
- Cornplasters.
- I did this instead of my maths homework. Hang on, that's not good?
- While Ryan quits freeky purple shirt wearing,
Horses4Ever now wears freeky purple shirtsno the freeky purple dog now wears freeky purple shirts....da da dun dun da da!!11 - Ryan finally figures out how to modify signature... well, at least something that he will use for a signature.
- Really, Winthorpe?
Octodest 2007
- 542 543
- The Blah Universe arrives on Illogicopedia!
- A retarded ip address edits the motherfuking page and puts bad words in it!!
- "Oops!" says Illogia as thumb spams result in another headline
- Testostereich takes aim
- IPs continue to be retarded. Cool joke is run into the cold, hard ground.
- Lazy admin can't be bothered archiving the news template. Users poke him with stick.
- Ryan is HERE! YES! He has arrived in Illogicopedia!
- Giant pickle bounces around the illogia once again, causing untold mess and sliperessness. This message foes out ot all those to
lazyamazing to look up and see the the whopping great site noti-Woah a site notice! - Testostereich leaves the ducks with a stale taste of bread in the mouth
- Police celebrate after Ryan is killed by Karl just this morning. When interviewed, Karl said Ryan stole his 3 caps lock Karl's style of title, even though Ryan got it first.
- Illogia overtaken by rampantly globbing globs.
- Case on Ryan gone cold, police say Ryan is stupid because "it's not a crime to say someone follows suit", Ryan still insists on taking legal action.
- Non-crazy person complains that he does not follow suit and threatens to sue a crazy user.
- Local mental patient asks who made the below news thingy, saying he didn't know someone would care about his article
- A strange refurbishment occurs. Ryan follows suit.
- News articles are becoming increasingly anticlimactic and awkward. Yeah...they...uh...are.
- Our benevolent Uberlord publishes details of his noble pursuits of glory
- New alphabet founded by badly clothed Preschooler
- Yankee Poodle decided to drown one day...
- Cool Person Takes Over Illogicopedia and Illogiland
- Look ma, a new, Illogical TV show!
- In Illogic we trust once more
Serpeniver 2007
- In a most amazing act of fluffalicious intervention,
The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness itself suddenly appears,
gracing our wiki with its divine -
not to mention fluffy - presence - Illogic Prime Time Television in high demand!
- Government safety video released,
with details of a hamster threat - Richard Branson sent to moon
- Killers released as a huge upsurge
in totally-awesome pimping is recorded - Illogicopedian mental health practice opened
- Posh people examined in detail
- Apple's new range of products announced!!
- DON'T CLICK THIS LINK!!!
- Sexy user makes his demands clear!!
And he's sexy!! - Seriously amazing news coverage.
Check it out. Hail illgocia! - Hallelujah! We're saved!!! Well, the wiki is. You aren't...
I'll keep your coffin warm for you. - Local blimp is sexually confused,
Kansas something something of education approves! - Tissues make some go mad, 846 deaths and several more wounded.
Ergust 2007
- Feel the beet! Extensive coverage on drums and brass.
- Nameless article menaces sanity of Illogicopedia. Wait; sanity? That can't be right.
- A speech... it's metallic and smells vaguely of petunias
- Wikipedia To Delete Its Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- yu is teh 1337!!!
- Sacre bleu! Zee Frogs!
- Strange things are afoot at the Department of Limelight
- The Monkeys are Attacking!
- It lives!
- Duncan Corporation releases Zombie Apocalypse plans
- I predict a riot
- Instant massaging feature discovered on iPhones
- Candy is discovered to be an extremely addictive drug
- A random infinity of bikinis and houseplants spawned by tuxedoes imposeing cobs has just happened
- Badly clothed girl gets recognized today
- This Parking Space Reserved For 5 NOT CAPS LOCK'S and a virus
- The Duck Clan is coming out of hiding…
- The chinese are planting micro chips in fortune cookies
- Vandal mass-spams talk pages, offers AAH-esque deal. Asema gives him a chinese burn with two fingers.
- "I have been vandalized.", reports Illogicopedian. The Silent One steps in and delivers the burn. After a whole lot of reverting, our wiki is back to normal.
Jumbly 2007
- Powergruing guide for beginners released by the Illogi-HowTo publishing association; learn how to get eaten today!
- Duncan Corporation releases sinister plans
- Eebleday arrives, population of Illogia, Subbuteo, Eeble sect Superjapanese monks, and New Yoik rejoice
- Charlie the Unicorn is branded as Evil by a group of militant anti-mythologists
- It's not even August yet...
- CALYPSOOOOOO!
- Superman is dead.
- What's that smell?
- Illogicopedia is a no smoking area. Please go to the designated smoking zone.
- Illogicopedia joins league of nations
- The blatant is made obvious
- Peter Piper picked a pickled pickle from the Illogic Pickle patch
- Main theme of 2008 US election will be which side's music concerts are better, experts say
- Evil footwear haunts Illogicopedia
- A gorup of well-known children entertainers are exposed!
- I do believe a certain "apple" has taken its rightful place in Orlando, Alaska.
Yoon 2007
- Holy exploding Jeeps, Batman!
- O'Reilly?
- Illogicopedia on Wikia: officially half as evil as Satan
- Illogicopedia announces lawsuit over the rest of the world's use of a letter which we have claimed as our logo
- Political figurehead evaporates after lengthly campaign
- The star from the movie Lord of the Rings goes emo after losing his "life partner"
- Presidential candidates kill people by looking at them
- A man known by the name of "aesthetics" commits suicide, daily
- A blast from the past content of Uncle Pete gives our wiki its embrace
- Elephants sit on John Stamos
- God keeps sniffing me
- Beer stain absorbing pavement sent to rehab
- Angry mom very pleased with her daughter
- Sun Disappeared!
- Something banal is written
- Simple components prove promising for balancing the amount of cheesiness
- Copious amounts of milk spilled in an uncompromisuing position
- This is newsn't, ROFLcontradiction
- Snakes on a plane retired... but, the spiders take their place on the aircraft!
- Paris Hilton too pathetic for Jail
- William Shakespeare is at the acme of his apogee! Zenith!!
- YOU'RE ALL N00BS
- Special prizes for brave wheelchair users
Aym 2007
- EVERYONE HAS AIDS!
- Flameviper is duth ousted
Blazing snake owns site- Big Angry Viking Hordes Have Hammers the Size of a Shark and Awesome Cake Eating Powers And May Well Have Doubtable Intentions With Regards To Your Sister
- Draco Malfoy marries Hermione Granger, but not really
- Fnurdle nests prove to be most valuable
- Rebilitation society revealed to be jewish feast!
- Snickers Icon's letters of adoration asssault various computers
- Germany. Germany. Germany. Germany. Germany.
- Exit to the ?pedia found
- Your lupe asplode.
- Random place declares independance, creates and raises new flag
- Miss Oddity goes insane trying to pronouce singer's name - singer is now facing lawsuits
- Billionaire writer pirot monkey beats up your computer
- BE HAPPY. NOW.
- Potato crisp/chip war starts in Britain
- Annoying sales channel typed article created, many killed
- A greeeeat muuuuuuusicaaaaaal performanceeeeeeeee is heeeeeeeaaaaaaard
- Music just became fishier, ickier and moosier than ever!
- The Queen announces the first annual day of the fook
- It's official, SP has killed victim number 43.6
- O.O.T.F.D the world of equal weirdness to T.F.D is discovered!
- The new GraNd-Pa v.3352 has mulscular powah!
- Admins take the law into their own hands, and have their authority trampled.
- Im a Nwes aTRICLE!!!1!!lol!!LOl!!!!.
- Unsavioury characters target your computer.
Arply 2007
- Holy Crap!!! The internet is running out!!!!
- Breaking news not worthy of further explanation!!!!
- British people continue to have weird accents
- Latest advancement in High Definition televisual technology released by Dixons
- Vandal offers peace in return for help in vandalisation of Code:wiki. Illogicopedia tells him where to stick it.
- Various masked pyjama clad crusaders extremely annoyed with hickipedia, Testostereich makes article in aid of viper's vengeance.
- Masked avenger avenges the desecration of Illogicopedia
- Masked crusader restores Illogicopedia (on the most part) from the comfort of his own home.
- Illogicopedia defends bravely against green vandal organs with The Divine Fluffilizer and Testostereich making a brave last stand
- Illogicopedia set to completely succumb to Wikia overlords within the next week
- BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!
- Scrabble dictionary controversially changes the policy of no proper nouns allowed in the popular british word game. The public greet this decision with outrage.
Arche 2007
- Quigebo attends rave. Rave reviews reveal revenue revelations!!
- your head is eaten by a cow, lol, Moooooooo!
- Ruoy daeh si netae yb a woc, lol, Oooooooom!
- Garrotte Carrot launches Do-It-Yourself-Cheese-Mop-Wire-
Garrotte-kit ad-campaign on Illogicopedia - Brand new, delicious chocolate...
- Illogia overcome by copious amounts of cheese
- A sinister ritual is performed; a strange disturbance in the very fabric of illogic is felt.
- Critically acclaimed movie to be unreleased in Pengland
- The story of a gimp (Oscar Wilde) released in ejaculovision
- Newbies! In, quickly!Freedom of misinformation act forces release of never before cared about texts concerning the history of ?pedia
- Emperor of Super Japan takes Hindleyite's brain medication, then offers pie to Emperor MetalFlower. He must know his weakness.
- This isn't cool, you guys, seriously.
- Super Japan finishes onslaught on America, contacts Subbuteo
- Subbuteo Outline Plans With Super Japan
- New Scientificalized Research Excretes On The Faces Of Godism