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5 features and 16 EPICS.
Features bolded, Epics italicized, Collabs in red (hover to show collaborators), Rewrites in green, Open Collaborations in light blue.
- Bob, the One-Eyed Guy
- Mountain Dew
- Jar Jar Binks
- HowTo:Not Be a n00b on XBOX Live
- The Revolutionary War
- The Modern Declaration of Independence
- Clouds are America's greatest threat
- Oogabooga!
- The OMG Scary Alien
- Camel
- Cola
- Ludwig van Beethoven
- George Lucas
- IllogiNews:Frog Found in Man's Ear
- Toast
- Things You Didn't Know
- Why are you reading this?
- Choking is BAD!!!
- Barry Potter
- Africa
- The Evil Keyboard Monkey
- Mars
- Batspiderhulk
- IllogiGames: The Murder Mystery
- Awesomeland
- IllogiGames: The Internet Epic Course
- IllogiNews:Stupidy may lower your brain capactiy?
- IllogiMusic: You Got Pwnd!
- IllogiMusic:The Illogicopedia National Anthem
- IllogiDictionary:Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
- World War II
- John Smith
- Turkey (country)
- Are you stupid? Experts decide.
- Sandwich
- W.T.F.
- IllogiNews:Kaboomy!
- The Illogicopedia War of the English and Americans
- IllogiNews:Huge Bob: Behind 9/11?
- IllogiNews:The War Against Wiki Markup
- IllogiNews:Rolling your head on the keyboard declared more of an epic fail than Kaboomy!
- Teh End of Teh World!
- Are you Freaking Kidding Me?
- HowTo:Avoid THEM
- WhyTo:Learn Spanish
- A very very very short article
- This article has a pretty long title. See! The title is already getting pretty long. I can't wait until it's SUPER LONG! That will be epic!!! I love long titles. Ah... I love Illogicopedia. Wait! This is still the title?!?!!??
- Your page is loading...
- I am your father
- LMAO
- Soulja Boy
- F.A.R.T.
- Is this an article? Yes or no?
- The Return of the Pumpkin King
- BobFatHead
- Illogicountry:Ååååååååååland
- IllogiCountry:Footlandworldplace
- The Smiley Face Conspiracy
- Rolling your head on the keyboard
- MySpaceBarIsF'edUp
- Afghanistan
- WTF:The Article
- Vanity? I don't know her.
- Neil Armstrong
- Whaddup Homie G?
- IllogiNews:The Meaning of GGhGGh Discovered
- My first article on Uncyclopedia
- Washabam!
- Eat Your Vegetables!
- Letters to the Editor
- It's raining cats and dogs
- Nuke-Em
- Diabeetus
- Cocaine
- Childhood Realizations
- The Secret Life of an American Teenager RETARD EDITION!
- You will win
- License Please!
- Kapwnd!
- File:Trash stamp.pngT3PO Goes Insane on IRC
- Rant on the English
- Interviewing Your Elf
- Family Guy
- E.T
- 333333333333333
- What Animal Am I?
- IllogiToons:Teh Comikz
- 10 Reasons Why I Hate You
- 10 Reasons Why Silent Penguin Hates You
- 10 Reasons Why You Can't Fly
- 10 Reasons Why You Aren't A Professional Basketball Player
- 10 Reasons Why You Aren't a Duck
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Better Than You
- 10 Reasons Why America is Better than England
- 10 Reasons Why You Just Got PWND
- No Scope: The Battle of the Halo 3 Gods
- No Scope 2: The New Gods?
- No Scope 3: The End of the No Scope?
- The Origin of: "You scared the bejesus outta me!"
- The Origin of: "Halo"
- The "Origins" Series
- The Origin of: YouTube
- The Origin of: T3canolis' name
- The Origin of: Hardhats
- The Typical Madden Conversation
- The Typical AIM Conversation
- The Typical Phone Conversation
- The Typical Gangsta Conversation
- The Typical McDonald's Conversation
- The Typical Redneck Conversation
- The Typical Bathroom Stall Conversation
- The Truth:Penguins are Harmless... Or so you think
- You know you're white when...
- Sarah Palin
- Slightly Depressed Rainbows
- T3PO's Untitled Parody of Christmas and Hannukah
- HowTo:Become a Hit Rapper
- IllogiNews:He/She impregnates itself
- DVD Moral Support
- When Hell Freezes Over...
- Should I Go to Sleep?
- My Shopping List
- A Mouse Named Fredrick
- The Wonderful Adventure of Tim, Todd, Jim, and Jordan and the Amazing XBOX
- WHY NOT
- John Johnson
- John Johnson: Introduction
- John Johnson: Bus
- John Johnson: World of Warcraft Pt. 1
- John Johnson: Guild Wars
- John Johnson: World of Warcraft Pt. 2
- John Johnson: Ice Cream
- A Day In Song
- The Nazi Guide to Nature
- IllogiNews:Man, 26, claims Twitter invades his privacy
- I R HAXXOR
- The Man Who Knew Everything
- NASA
- The Epic Adventure of All Adventures Did I Mention Adventures?... Donuts?
- Nuclear power
- The Proposal to all Mental Institutions for the Inclusion of the Following Phobias on All Medical Watchlists in the World
- Alaska
- An Average Day for Mr. Michael McMichael
- The Article as well as the other 4 parts
- HowTo:Keep an Idiot Occupied
- Pfft. Why bother?
- Red Links
- New York City
- I wrote the story for the Illogic Book "Wait, this isn't my house"
- Illogic POEM Book
- An Attempt to Beat the World's Longest Sentence
- Spelling
- HowTo:Write Invisible Ink
- The American Revolution
- It's Your Problem Now
- capitalization
- *
- The Writing of an Awesome Song
- WoW
- Qwerty
- Recent Changes Watchers
- Dissociative Identity Disorder
- IllogiBooks:The Anatomy of a Bagel
- HowTo:Drown +
- Real Life Cops: The Reality Series
- Father's Day
- This Article Will Be Marked With a Trash Template
- A Threat
- File:Trash stamp.pngOh Dear
- 99 red balloons
- Teh
- Count Drakk U. Lá
- "Spiders on a Boat" - The TV Edit
- Microsoft Paint
- OMG A VANDAL!!!
- STFU
- War: Fight Because of... I forget
- The Competitive Suicide League
- Sleep Deprivation
- The Pacifists' War
- Readmesoon
- Maine Page
- Math Test
- Readmesoon: The Untold Story
- User:Idiot
- IllogiDictionary:RANDUMB
- Billy Mays
- Magic
- Flub Nugget Versus The OMG Scary Alien
- A
- IllogiMusic:Wait, wut?
- This Page is Useless
- This is My DAMN Article
- File:Trash stamp.pngHow T3canolis Made IRC into an infinite loop using two bots
- IllogiMusic:I'll Pop This Cap in Your Ass
- Aluminum Bárons²
- Newscast
- Inspiration
- IllogiMusic:Cop Porn
- 10 Reasons Why Illogicopedia is Better than Uncyclopedia
- SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!
- Mehpic
- 10 Reasons Why T3canolis Should be an Admin
- SAM
- Can you smell what Barack is cooking?
- And then there were ten...
- IllogiNews:Man Sues Baker over "False Advertising"
- Victory Speech
- Name
- Surreal
- Illogic With a Capital Q
- Now for my 200th article....
- IllogiNews:Brett Favre Out of Retirement
- Have you ever noticed how when your tired, you think like you're tripping?
- Top Ten Things we need more of
- Linkin Park
- Untitled
- 1933 in video gaming
- Top Ten Ways to Get Banned
- OMG MY EPIC YOUTUBE MONTAGE!!!!
- The Wonderful Adventures of T3canolis and Ginonater Texting
- An Article Written by the one the only T3canolis solely because it's a Friday night and he's bored
- Nt pttng vwls n wrds
- IllogiNews:Kanye West Announces Major Surgery Plans
- So I was in Georgia...
- Inventory
- ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
- WhyTo:Not Write an Article for the sake of writing an article
- December 21st, 2012
- Fifth-Hand Store
- Names you do not want
- MORONiC MORoNS
- Christopher Columbus
- Beleive
- Illogicopedia Offices Professionalism Seminar
- IllogiMusic:Wrap
- Rocking Chairs that Eat People
- Gnu's Cast
- A Dr. Phil Episode in Ten Words
- HowTo:Not Waste Time
- <span title="With Hindleyite"Oreos
- IllogiMusic:I'm that Awesome
- Conspiracy Theories Solved
- Science Fair
- Secret Messages IN EVERY DAY LIFE!
- What to do if you get raped
- Tiger Woods
- Hours Wasted Waiting for Inspiration on "Illogicopedia:Create"
- What's the Point?
- Andorra
- Thursday
- Isn't
- Why? Light
- I'm Hun
- "2 Fruit Roll-Ups and a Bottle of Gin"
- I'm wearing iPod earphones, but I'm not listening to anything
- Mis orejas son en fuegas
- Did he died?
- Wheels on Meals
- T as in Tsunami
- Being Misinformed
- Pedophilia
- Luxembourg
- The Racist Chimpanzee Orchestra
- Weird and Obscure Rock Songs
- Diary of a Sim
- The Bucket List
- An Epic Tale With Fights and Battles and Such
- Herpes as Therapy
- Americans on the English
- More or less the greatest article you will ever read (coincidentally)
- Every Disney Movie Ever Made
- Abduction
- Force Feeding Dragons
- Pregnancy
- 16 and Pregnant Spinoffs
- I have no faith in humanity
- I have no idea
- Oh noes!!! There's AIDS in my salad!
- My Journey to a Journey Concert
- My Journey back in Time
- My Journey to Pluto
- My Journey to Uncyclopedia
- My Journey to a Galaxy Far, Far Away
- Spontaneous Combustion
- A Philosophical Look at Illogicopedia
- Curiously I Step out of my Door
- IllogiMusic:The AIDS Song
- What the hell is going on with my chicken?
- Teaching Puppies Card Tricks
- Excuse me, is that a pencil in your afro
- Why?
- Thoughts While On a Roller Coaster
- Dyselxia
- Are You Offended Yet?
- A Thought on Homeless People
- Staring Blankly at My Computer Screen
- The End of the World
- The Word "Seldom" is seldom used in America
- Sick Day
- 6 Minutes (give or take) of Pure and Undisputed Awesomeness
- IllogiNews: Death is imminent, one study shows
- Om nom nom that's a NICE sammich you got there!
- Impregnate the Population
- IllogiMusic:Tonight (We're Making Babies)
- Cans of Corn for Children Who Aren't in Need
- Naruto
- HowTo:Ghost Ride The Whip
- Hey, you!
- The hobo down the street
- Wikia Ad
- Dat Baby Don't Look Like Me!
- One Way Out
- HowTo:Qualify for Your Murder to be called an Assassination
- IllogiNews: Massive Labor Strike Overwhels City
- From A to Z(ed) - Your Illogicopedia ABC's
- How I Lost Each of My Fingers
- Deaf, Blind, Smelless, Touchless, and Tasteless - The Story of Thomas Edwards
- Prose Before Hoes
- Welcome to the Family
- If this article isn't featured I will chop my hand off
- Mauritania
- What to do when the ideas dry up
- It's a Cat
- NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE HELL YOU ARE
- Live Evil
- The Crickets
- Nevermind that, Carlton, there's WORK to be done!
- Sitcom
- The Cinnamon Diaries (Volume One)
- Nincompoopery
- Jaywalking (and other offenses punishable by death)
- My life is average
- Nickels and Dimes
