2007
Arche
Spatulation
Duncanism
Trephining
Betty Boop
The Fuzz
Oyster
Save the best for last
Gills
Double beret
Ways to self harm your ego
Urinal
Duncanism rating
Wang
Uniform
Limb throwing
Scottish
When
Germanese
Porn
Newsagents
Saviors
Scouse
Imagination dust
Hermit
Cow
Uber cheese
Volcano
The gnomes plotting your death
How
Blondes
America
(Mass collaboration with bits added from errywhere, but especially Hindleyite)
Featured 22/03/2010
Uber
Out of gas
Tiddlywinks
The elusive toffee donut and how its capture led to disappointment. The thrill of the chase is now but a happy memory.
The Glass
Woman
The right way to prepare for a trip to the woods
Sword
Barry Scott
(Collaboration with MrMetalFLower)
Featured 19/04/2007
Quigebo
Arply
Perseas
Hickipedia
Soup-pour cheese
Shinobi
Jello! Magazine
Mona Leeza
Stalk
Coffin Fodder
Hyph-oids
Pixelation
Ceremonial elephants
Situation
Angry Mob
Dog Fight over Deaf Canyon
Calvary charge
Whale of a wife
Random hippy in vegas
Those guys...
Pen Island
Aym
Shady Figure
Small Print
The Rain of Dead Cats
(Helped Anotherpongo a long with it, but it as of yet unfinished)
Trojan Horses
Stalking Cookies
Disk Jockeys
Mum's Superman
Where is my beverage?
Anime Quotes of brilliantness
The Paris Hilton Volcano
Egg Timers On Cocaine
Bill Gates
Dame Edna Everage
Spatula
Lara Croft
Mr. T's Fanmail
J.K. Rowling
Alcoholics Anonymous
Yoon
Ominous Crotch Stain (Oh no!)
Water
Featured 22/06/2007
Flameviper
Pointless
Bearware
Shiny Shoes
Mouse Trap
Winner of The Illogic Pickle 1.1
Baby Mofo
Bogey Man
Jumbly
Cheese sandwich of doom
Fairytale Exposé
Featured 03/08/2007
Apocalypse
Large Concrete Structure
Builders
HowTo:Edit Illogicopedia
The Candyman
Peesmell
Featured 07/09/2007
England
(Almagamation of Hindleyite, Benedict Blade and myself)
Martial Arts
The Ultimate Shotgun
IllogiNess Monster
Featured 27/06/2008
IllogiNess Monastery
How I Became a Zombie
Ergust
Heart Burn
Unholy Rampage
Serpeniver
Hamumu Software
Subliminal Massaging
Euroiprods
Killer Whales
Rabbit soup
IllogiGame - The Predicament
Josh Reynolds
Early Morning Television
Featured 28/02/2008
Poor Joke
Dumb
The Hex Factor
Octodest
Ernie
HowTo:Mysteriously Disappear
Behind The Hatred: Captain Obvious and Captain Oblivious
Arche
Silent Penguin's Bogus Journey
Featured 22/01/2008
Quotes of Excellence
Lab Safety
Getting kicked off MSN and why nerds are damm sexy
Dinner time
Resurrection
Novelniver
Epic Fail
(Collaboration with HelloolleH and some other people)
Featured 22/11/2007
Maths
Pokémon
ChanServ
Featured 22/11/2011
THE Rock
Important Facts!
Jaws 17
Life Options
Featured 01/02/2008
An MSN conversation with Jon and Duncan
Ditzimber
RAY
(MSN Collaboration with HelloolleH)
Featured 12/02/2008
Elf
IllogiNews:Allright, own up! Who did it?
2008
Jeremy
Grandma
Toilet *
That's Amore!
Freeze frame popcorn *
Das PussyVator *
Sheep
Mental image of some food *
Farbleum
Man
Patience
The Lion and The Witch in The Wardrobe *
Our thoughts on crap pressurizing chain emails
The Fantastically longwinded EPICly proportioned chronicles of the Bad Humdinger-ring, somewhat Phallic Doo-Clinkering Contraption of Custtard Man, 2: The Pointless yet very long Sequel. (Foreword by Tim Allen!)
Arche
Surprise sex. Err, I mean Quiz - Surprise Quiz
Penglish uprising *
Removing all content from page
The Important Mission *
Quote:Get Rich Quick
Arply
Follow My Instructions
Exam Rules
The Monster From Space!!
Guy
The Incredulous Adventures of Melvin Hamsterdan and the Amazing Copy-right Ironing Board
The Fresh Prince of Belair
Aym
Harry Pothead and the Philosopher's Bong
A Quick Burst of Prose, With Reference to the Mafia
Hey Mr. Taliban, please hand over Bin Laden
IllogiBook Story - Sleepy Time
Watt
Angry
The Conspiracy IllogiGame *
Parts of the Duck / Anti-Duck history page
- The Longwinded Quest IllogiGame
Deadbeat MSN Punnage
Absurd Job Titles
I haxxorz j00
Love
Comedy Gold
A Brief Argument
IllogiNews:There is officially no point crying over spilled milk
The Wikia Olympics *
Dearest Blog *
IllogiNews:Dinner's Ready
Yoon
Slightly Below Average Man *
HowTo:Play Rock Paper Scissors
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Digging A Hole *
Holy crap, Batman
Islam
Jumbly
IllogiNews:Government Agents lose 20ft Elephant on a train
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Gay Tank
Quote:Bowel Weakness
Punnage
IllogiNews:Over to you Tom
Pfargtl
Stealnt
Quote:MSN Grammar
Intelligent Vandalism
Ergust
This little pig
illogiNews:Time For an IllogiNews Article
I'm Watching Yowl!
Pedanticism
Trampolining *
Serpeniver
Tyqwfdsfuiff
Worktime
The VFF Police *
Octodest
A Tail of Two Cities
The Writing of a Classic Childrens Book
Punch wired *
IllogiNews:Soviet Cows deport IRC back to Eurasia
Dallas
Novelniver
Nightmare Before Christmas
Quote:Seppy the Pedo?
Night of the Screaming Monkeys *
The GCSE Curriculum
Imagination
Ditzimber
-
2009
Jeremy
Flu
Farbleum
Chain letters *
The Watchmen
Omni-grain
A Mehpic in Conversation
A Dream Sequence Article
Arche
-
Arply
-
Aym
Marshmellow
Government Associated Swine Flu Prevention Techniques (By the time you've finished reading this you will probably have died)
IllogiNews:Testostereich claims he "woulda written an article if it wasn't for you meddling kids."
Sometimes, there is no point
Revision *
A Bar of Soap
The Gravy Train
The Professional Grass Inspecting League of the English Premiership *
The Memoirs of a foetus
High-Spinning Wavey Machete Arms Hair Improvement Cream
Nothing but a G thang, baby
Garbage Water
IllogiNews:Hubble Telescope Used to Successfully Track Down Hindleyite's Brain Medication
IllogiNews:Malk is the new milk
R.I.P
IllogiNews:Illogicopedia prepares for mating season
Homer
HowTo:Get An Article Featured *
Yoon
Death
Informed Opinion
Battle with IP
Bronze Age
Shafting Jon
Codpiece *
Pro-Age
Inspiration
Writing when you have no attention span orinterest in it
Jumbly
The Happy Go-Lucky Self Interest Group
Lube Nugget Versus The STI Scary Alleyway
The Wooden Condom
10 men went to mow
HowTo:Have a Relationship
The base for mental unhealth *
I Will Save You, Don't Worry
Mental Capacity
Freddikins
The Professional Grass Inspecting League of the Jamaican Nation
It came from the skies!
Cover Articles
Liver
Can't think of any ideas for red links
Wimbledon
Jealousy
28 Minutes
Restlessness
People do the Funniest Things! *
Ergust
-
Serpeniver
Premature Ejaculation Man
Plans to make plans
Self-Harmonicas
Steve Irwin
Octodest
Capital
Oops
Alcohol
Randy
More Fun with Randy
Randy goes to Hollywood
Randy gets sexually frustrated
The Rapist
Stub *
Turtles
Gold
The Super Haunted Child Molesting Improvisation Lolbag Roflcopeter that probably may have scared people (and anaimals) with graphic displays of graphic genitalia, and may or may not contain images fit for those with a heart condition (2 hours)
Novelniver
Mammal
Alas, so is life
Caretaker User
Meaningful Conversation
Illlll
Chuck Norris
High
Eeblesonkday
Frinkday
Drink]
Eat
Foreplay
I never get to collab with anyone
Glass
TasselHoff
Ditzimber
Beard Head
Jonny The Sleep Depraved Eskimo
Smoke Stacks
Nightmare Before Christmas
Penis Warts
2010
Jeremy
(Yawn)
Stereotype
Roy "Chubby" Brown
Why I just love the Holocaust *
Sex
Lebanon
Farbleum
Axe Murderers Anonymous
Arche
Camping
SAD
Arply
Allah-Kitten controversy
King Lear
Evolution *
Aym
Call Centre Quotient
Asian Child Labor
Nick Clegg *
Stop The Tide! (Sand Castle Protection Society)
Debris
Must .. Kill .. Self
Childbirth
Did Somebody Say Asian Man?
Paedo Smoke
Yoon
Banana Gun
The Christian Wrestling Federation
Sex Hams
Token Edit:A Retrospective
Nigger
Trollmegle
Football *
Verision
Jumbly
Poo
Croatia
Creationism
Basic Stuff
Ergust
Hey, you dropped Something
Serpeniver
Wanking Chariot *
Fonchezzz Takes It In Questionable Orifices
Octodest
High School Massacre
Hangover
Novelniver
-
Ditzimber
-
2011
Jeremy
Over The Weather
Bath
Founding Farters
Malevolent Towels
Gerby
The Doctor
Sleeping Naked
Farbleum
-
Arche
-
Arply
-
Aym
-
Yoon
-
Jumbly
-
Ergust
-
Serpeniver
-
Octodest
-
Novelniver
-
Ditzimber
Crustades
World Bank Group
Ryvita
Marco Polo
Rockslide
IllogiNews:World ends 31/11/2011 to spite imagined 2012 doomsday believers
K Cider
2012
Jeremy
This house reeks of the stench of death
Pocket Razor
Beer
Frustralia
State
Aircraft
Was
Brap
Poignant
Aid Epic Fail
Threading the eye of a camel through a heroin needle
